"This is yours, Aleck," said the host, holding out one glass to the
minister. "This is for you, Downs. Now, Melissa, make me one, will you?"
"None for me," said the minister.
"Then never mind, Melissa. But wait--lemonade?"
"Yes; lemonade. It is the very thing."
"As it is or as it might be?"
"As it is."
"Lemonade without the decanter, Melissa."
While the servant was in the house, the uncle and the nephew waited with
their glasses untouched.
The turfman was very happy--happy in his guest, in his nephew, in
himself, in everything: his mind overflowed with his quaint playfulness;
and when he talked, you were loath to interrupt him.
"Aleck," he said, rattling the ice in his julep, "don't you suppose that
when we get to heaven, nothing will make us happier there than
remembering the good times we had in this world? so if you want to be
happy there, be happy here. _This_ is one of the pleasures that I expect
to carry in memory if I am ever transformed into a male seraph. But I
may not have to remember. If there is any provision made for the thirst
of the Kentucky redeemed, do you know what I think will be the reward of
all central Kentucky male angels? From under the great white throne
there will trickle an ice-cold stream of this, ready-made--and I
shouldn't wonder if there were a Kentuckian under the throne making it.
The Kentucky delegation would be camped somewhere near, though there
will be two delegations, of course, because they will divide on
politics. And don't you fear that there will not be others hastening to
the banks of that stream! It is too late to look for young Moses in the
bulrushes; but I shouldn't wonder if the whole ransomed universe
discovered old Moses in the mint."
"_Which mint?_" said the minister, who kept his worldly wits about him.
"Aleck," replied the turfman, "I leave it to you whether that is not too
flippant a remark with which to close a gentleman's solemn discourse."
The lemonade was served.
"Is yours sour enough, Aleck?"
The visitor found it to his taste.
"Is yours sweet enough, Downs?"
This hurt Downs' feelings: it implied that he was not old enough to like
things sour. He replied surlily that his might have been stronger.
The servant, watching from inside a window, judged by the angle at which
the glasses were tilted that they were empty: she returned and asked
whether she should bring 'one more all around.'
"More lemonade, Aleck?"
"Thank you, no more for me--but it was good, better than yours."
"Another for you, Downs?"
Downs thought that he would not have another just for the moment: the
servant disappeared.
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