“My dear friend,” said Théophraste, “look at that house at the
side of the hotel, which has the sign, ‘To the rendezvous of the
Maraiches,’ and tell me if you find anything remarkable about it.”
They were then in front of a low, narrow and dirty old house, a hotel.
The door on the ground floor disclosed a counter for the sale of
drinks. Above the door was a notice, “To the rendezvous of the
kitchen-gardeners.” The hotel was leaning against a vast building of
the eighteenth century, which Théophraste pointed out with his green
umbrella. This building had a balcony of iron, wrought in a delicate
design of the period.
“I observe a beautiful balcony, of which the feature in the design
seems to be the quiver of the god of love.”
“Anything more?” asked Théophraste.
“I do not notice anything further,” said Adolphe.
“Do you notice the large gratings on the windows? There was a time, my
dear Adolphe, when windows that had gratings on were very much in vogue.
There were never so many grilled windows in Paris as in the year 1720,
and I would swear that these were placed there the day after the affair
of the Chateaux Augustins. The Parisians always protected their
ground floor, but this did not trouble us very much, for we had Simon
L’Auvergnat.”
Adolphe took the opportunity of asking Théophraste exactly who this
Simon L’Auvergnat was. He was always referring to him, and without any
obvious reasons.
“He was a very useful person,” said Théophraste, “he was the base
of my column.”
“What do you mean by the ‘base of your column’?”
“You do not understand. Wait, and you soon will. Imagine yourself
to be Simon L’Auvergnat. Stand like this,” and he indicated the
position, against the wall of the house, that Adolphe was to take.
He spread his legs and lowered his head, and raising his arms, leaned
against the wall. “I will place you here,” said he, “on account
of the cornice which is to the left. I remember that it was very
convenient. Now, since you are the base of my column, I lean on that
base and then-----------”
Before M. Lecamus had had time to see what was going to happen,
Théophraste gripped his shoulders, leaped on the cornice of the hotel,
from there to the balcony of the hotel at the side, and entered a room
of which the window had been opened.
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