"Of course," he said, "a little thing like that wouldn’t worry me. To a feller who has seen the ups an’ downs of life, especially the downs, an incident of this description—put the bar over that shutter, Hank, old friend, I still feel the draught—an incident of this description is mere child’s play—I think I’ll toddle." The Duke protested. "So soon! oh rot, Tuppy, stay and make a night of it. I want your invaluable advice, Tuppy; I’m at sixes and sevens." "Not to-night, old boy," said Tuppy earnestly, "got a shockin’ headache—too much port—liver out of order." They escorted him to his door. Safe inside the portals of his own mansion Tuppy recovered his spirits. "If the fishin’ is as excitin’ as the shootin’," he mused aloud, "I’ve got hold of a fine sportin’ estate." VI Mr. Nape, the eminent editor, sat before his desk in the editorial offices of the _Aristocrat_. His long black hair was rumpled, his pen-holder bore marks of a severe biting. Before him were pigeon-holes neatly labelled "Government—Attack on," "Imperialism and Crime," "Comprenez Vous?" (this was the already famous rival column to "On Dit" in a rival sheet), "New Ideas," "Notes for Leader" and similar comprehensive titles. There was a pigeon-hole marked "Advertisements," but this was empty. Mr. Nape was sore, for the _L. & L. Mail_ had discovered the identity of the _Aristocrat’s_ editor, and had referred to him as "a peddling crimemonger" and a "contemptible plagiarist," to say nothing of calling him "a pseudo Holmes." In consequence, he had for three days, devoted himself to a feverish hunt into the antecedents of Mr. R. B. Rake. He learned that Mr. Rake had at one period of his career been engaged as schoolmaster—a peg to hang "priggish pedagogue" upon—that he drew inspiration for his leaders from Hydeholme ("gregarious gramophone"), that he was a gentleman of loud voice and aggressive self-confident manner—"pomp and circumstance" wrote Mr. Nape cleverly, and other more or less important items, all of which went into the Leader. In truth Mr. Nape’s reply to the slanderous innuendoes of the _L. & L. Mail_ might be described as having been effective and complete. Now Mr. Nape was in a quandary, because he was engaged in a distasteful task. This was none other than the booming of the Tuppy party and, worst of all, the editing of a letter of apology.