Detective and mystery stories, English; Murder -- Fiction; Nobility -- Fiction; Suburbs -- England -- London -- Fiction
Accordingly there was a day lost at Biarritz where the chafing Duke
waited for Tuppy to catch up.
In Madrid, they had no difficulty in finding out that the Tanneurs had
arrested their progress at Avila.
Back to the walled city dashed the adventurers. As their train came
clanging into the station, the south bound express drew out and the Duke
caught a glimpse of Alicia’s slim figure standing at the window of a
saloon—and swore. They returned to Madrid the same night, by a train
that stopped at every station, and sometimes between stations. It
discharged them, weary, bedraggled and extremely cross, at the Medina in
the middle of the night.
Hank alone of the trio was imperturbable. Nothing shook the nerves or
disturbed the serenity of the American. His inevitable cigar between
his teeth, he surveyed the chill desolation of the dreary terminus with
bland benevolence.
It was Tuppy’s fault that they missed the Sevilla Express. Tuppy,
acquiring a sudden and passionate love for art, strayed through the
Prado, lingered in the Valesquez Room, melted into a condition of
ecstatic incoherence, before the wonders of Titian, the glories of
Rubens, and the beauty of Paul Veronese, and finally contrived to get
himself locked in at closing time.
He was discovered by a watchman, pounced upon as an international
burglar, arrested, and finally released, after considerable trouble, in
which the British ambassador, the Minister of Marine and the Duke were
involved.
"It is no use your being angry, my dear old ferocious friend," said the
penitent Tuppy. "Unfortunate as my intrusion into the realms of art may
be, I merely illustrate the sayin’ of that remarkable German feller who
wrote a play about the devil, that Art is long an’ time’s doocid short,
and dear old Titian an’ cheery old Velasquez wait for no man."
"My dear man, you had a time table."
"Assure you, old feller, I hadn’t."
"But I gave you one; a little red book."
"So you did," said Tuppy thoughtfully, "a little red book with egg
marks. Now d’ye know," he said in a burst of confidence, "I didn’t know
that dashed thing was a time table."
"What the dickens did you think it was?" asked the Duke in tones of
annoyance, "a set of sleeve links?" Thenceforward Tuppy behaved like a
perfect gentleman. The Duke went further and said that Tuppy behaved
like a perfect nuisance.
For if a train was due to leave at seven, and breakfast was ordered at
six o’clock, you might be sure that somewhere in the neighbourhood of 4
a.m. Tuppy would thrust his head into the Duke’s apartment with an
anxious inquiry.
"Time’s a bouncin’, old feller, what?" he would ask. "I hear people
movin’ downstairs—are you quite sure about that train?"
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