Adventure stories; Fiction; Mystery fiction; Short stories
‘Service included?’ pursued the gentleman.
‘Service?’ cried Somerset. ‘Do you mean that you expect me to empty your
slops?’
The gentleman regarded him with a very friendly interest. ‘My dear
fellow,’ said he, ‘if you take my advice, you will give up this
business.’ And thereupon he resumed his hat and took himself away.
This smarting disappointment produced a strong effect on the artist of
the cartoons; and he began with shame to eat up his rosier illusions.
First one and then the other of his great works was condemned, withdrawn
from exhibition, and relegated, as a mere wall-picture, to the decoration
of the dining-room. Their place was taken by a replica of the original
wafered announcement, to which, in particularly large letters, he had
added the pithy rubric: ‘_No service_.’ Meanwhile he had fallen into
something as nearly bordering on low spirits as was consistent with his
disposition; depressed, at once by the failure of his scheme, the
laughable turn of his late interview, and the judicial blindness of the
public to the merit of the twin cartoons.
Perhaps a week had passed before he was again startled by the note of the
knocker. A gentleman of a somewhat foreign and somewhat military air,
yet closely shaven and wearing a soft hat, desired in the politest terms
to visit the apartments. He had (he explained) a friend, a gentleman in
tender health, desirous of a sedate and solitary life, apart from
interruptions and the noises of the common lodging-house. ‘The unusual
clause,’ he continued, ‘in your announcement, particularly struck me.
“This,” I said, “is the place for Mr. Jones.” You are yourself, sir, a
professional gentleman?’ concluded the visitor, looking keenly in
Somerset’s face.
‘I am an artist,’ replied the young man lightly.
‘And these,’ observed the other, taking a side glance through the open
door of the dining-room, which they were then passing, ‘these are some of
your works. Very remarkable.’ And he again and still more sharply
peered into the countenance of the young man.
Somerset, unable to suppress a blush, made the more haste to lead his
visitor upstairs and to display the apartments.
‘Excellent,’ observed the stranger, as he looked from one of the back
windows. ‘Is that a mews behind, sir? Very good. Well, sir: see here.
My friend will take your drawing-room floor; he will sleep in the back
drawing-room; his nurse, an excellent Irish widow, will attend on all his
wants and occupy a garret; he will pay you the round sum of ten dollars a
week; and you, on your part, will engage to receive no other lodger? I
think that fair.’
Somerset had scarcely words in which to clothe his gratitude and joy.
‘Agreed,’ said the other; ‘and to spare you trouble, my friend will bring
some men with him to make the changes. You will find him a retiring
inmate, sir; receives but few, and rarely leaves the house, except at
night.’
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