Adventure stories; Fiction; Mystery fiction; Short stories
That night upon his pillow, Somerset began to kindle once more into the
hot fit of the detective fever; and the next morning resumed the practice
of his art with careless hand and an abstracted mind. The day was
destined to be fertile in surprises; nor had he long been seated at the
easel ere the first of these occurred. A cab laden with baggage drew up
before the door; and Mrs. Luxmore in person rapidly mounted the steps and
began to pound upon the knocker. Somerset hastened to attend the
summons.
‘My dear fellow,’ she said, with the utmost gaiety, ‘here I come dropping
from the moon. I am delighted to find you faithful; and I have no doubt
you will be equally pleased to be restored to liberty.’
Somerset could find no words, whether of protest or welcome; and the
spirited old lady pushed briskly by him and paused on the threshold of
the dining-room. The sight that met her eyes was one well calculated to
inspire astonishment. The mantelpiece was arrayed with saucepans and
empty bottles; on the fire some chops were frying; the floor was littered
from end to end with books, clothes, walking-canes and the materials of
the painter’s craft; but what far outstripped the other wonders of the
place was the corner which had been arranged for the study of still-life.
This formed a sort of rockery; conspicuous upon which, according to the
principles of the art of composition, a cabbage was relieved against a
copper kettle, and both contrasted with the mail of a boiled lobster.
‘My gracious goodness!’ cried the lady of the house; and then, turning in
wrath on the young man, ‘From what rank in life are you sprung?’ she
demanded. ‘You have the exterior of a gentleman; but from the
astonishing evidences before me, I should say you can only be a
greengrocer’s man. Pray, gather up your vegetables, and let me see no
more of you.’
‘Madam,’ babbled Somerset, ‘you promised me a month’s warning.’
‘That was under a misapprehension,’ returned the old lady. ‘I now give
you warning to leave at once.’
‘Madam,’ said the young man, ‘I wish I could; and indeed, as far as I am
concerned, it might be done. But then, my lodger!’
‘Your lodger?’ echoed Mrs. Luxmore.
‘My lodger: why should I deny it?’ returned Somerset. ‘He is only by the
week.’
The old lady sat down upon a chair. ‘You have a lodger?—you?’ she cried.
‘And pray, how did you get him?’
‘By advertisement,’ replied the young man. ‘O madam, I have not lived
unobservantly. I adopted’—his eyes involuntarily shifted to the
cartoons—‘I adopted every method.’
Her eyes had followed his; for the first time in Somerset’s experience,
she produced a double eye-glass; and as soon as the full merit of the
works had flashed upon her, she gave way to peal after peal of her
trilling and soprano laughter.
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