The Early Life and Adventures of Sylvia ScarlettMacKenzie, Compton
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The Early Life and Adventures of Sylvia Scarlett
MacKenzie, Compton
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"Oh, Hube!" snapped Edith. "He's well underneath the bedclothes. Trust
Hube for that. Nothing'd get him out of bed except an earthquake."
"Wouldn't it, then?" said a sleek voice, and Hube himself, an extremely
fat young man in a trailing nightgown, appeared in the doorway.
"You wouldn't think he was only nineteen, would you?" said Fred,
proudly.
"Nice noise to kick up in the middle of the night," Hubert grumbled. "I
dreamt the house was falling down on top of me."
"And it will, too," Fred prophesied, "if I can't soon scrape together
some money for repairs. There's a crack as wide as the strand down the
back."
Sylvia wondered how so rickety a house was able to withstand the wear
and tear of such a fat family when they all, with the exception of
Arthur, who lay down on the kitchen table, went creaking up-stairs to
bed.
The examination of Monkley's cash-box produced £35; Sylvia felt
ineffably rich, so rich that she offered to lend Fred Organ the money he
wanted to repair his property. He accepted the offer in the spirit in
which it was made, as he said, and Sylvia, whom contact with Monkley had
left curiously uncynical, felt that she had endeared herself to Fred
Organ for a long time to come. She was given a room of her own at No.
53, for which she was glad, because sleeping with Edith had been rather
like eating scented cornflour pudding, a combination of the flabby with
the stuffy that had never appeared to her taste. Arthur was given the
choice of sleeping with Hubert or in the bath, and he chose the latter
without a moment's hesitation.
Relations between Arthur and Hubert had been strained ever since. Hubert
offered Arthur a bite from an apple he was munching, which was refused
with a too obvious disgust.
"Go on, what do you take me for? Eve?" asked Hubert, indignantly. "It
won't poison you."
The strain was not relaxed by Hubert's obvious fondness for Sylvia.
"I thought when I came away with you," Arthur said, "that we were going
to live by ourselves and earn our own living; instead of which you let
that fat brute hang around you all day."
"I can't be always rude to him," Sylvia explained. "He's very
good-natured."
"Do you call it good-natured to turn the tap on me when I'm lying in
bed?" Arthur demanded.
"I expect he only did it for fun."
"Fun!" said Arthur, darkly. "I shall hit him one of these days."
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