The Earth's BeginningBall, Robert S. (Robert Stawell)
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The Earth's Beginning
Ball, Robert S. (Robert Stawell)
Krakatoa (Indonesia); Nebular hypothesis
There were seven classes in a school, and there were ten boys in each
class. There was one boy named Smith in the first class, but only one.
There was also one Smith, but only one, in each of the other classes.
The others were named Brown, Jones, Robinson, etc. An old boy, named
Captain Smith, who had gone out to Australia many years before, came
back to visit his old school. He had succeeded well in the world, and he
wanted to do something generous for the boys at the place of which he
had such kindly recollections. He determined to give a plum-cake to one
boy in each class; and the fortunate boy was to be chosen by lot. The
ten boys in each class were to draw, and each successful boy was to be
sent in to Captain Smith to receive his cake.
The Captain sat at a table, and the seven winners were shown in to
receive their prizes. “What is your name?” he said to the boy in the
first class, as he shook hands with him. “Smith,” replied the boy. “Dear
me,” said the Captain, “how odd that our names should be the same. Never
mind, it’s a good name. Here’s your cake. Good-bye, Smith.” Then up came
the boy from the second class. “What is your name?” said the Captain.
“Smith, sir,” was the reply. “Dear me,” said the visitor. “This is very
singular. It is indeed a very curious coincidence that two Smiths should
have succeeded. Were you really chosen by drawing lots?” “Yes, sir,”
said the boy. “Then are all the boys in your class named Smith?” “No,
sir; I’m the only one of that name in the ten.” “Well,” said the
Captain, “it really is most curious. I never heard anything so
extraordinary as that two namesakes of my own should happen to be the
winners. Now then for the boy from class three.” A cheerful youth
advanced with a smile. “Well, at all events,” said the good-natured old
boy, “your name is not Smith?” “Oh, but it is,” said the youth. The
gallant Captain jumped up, and declared that there must have been some
tremendous imposition. Either the whole school consisted of Smiths, or
they called themselves Smiths, or they had picked out the Smiths. The
four remaining boys, still expecting their cakes, here burst out
laughing. “What are your names?” shouted the donor. “Smith!” “Smith!!”
“Smith!!!” “Smith!!!!” were the astounding replies. The good man could
stand this no longer. He sent for the schoolmaster, and said, “I
particularly requested that you would choose a boy drawn by lot from
each of your seven classes, but you have not done so. You have merely
picked out my namesakes and sent them up for the cakes.” But the master
replied, “No, I assure you, they have been honestly chosen by lot. Nine
black beans and one white bean were placed in a bag; each class of ten
then drew in succession, and in each class it happened that the boy
named Smith drew the white bean.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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