HIEROCLES. To whom are you sacrificing? Answer me. Ah! the tail[368] is showing favourable omens. SERVANT. Aye, very favourable, oh, loved and mighty Peace! HIEROCLES. Come, cut off the first offering[369] and make the oblation. TRYGAEUS. 'Tis not roasted enough. HIEROCLES. Yea, truly, 'tis done to a turn. TRYGAEUS. Mind your own business, friend! (_To the servant._) Cut away. Where is the table? Bring the libations. HIEROCLES. The tongue is cut separately. TRYGAEUS. We know all that. But just listen to one piece of advice. HIEROCLES. And that is? TRYGAEUS. Don't talk, for 'tis divine Peace to whom we are sacrificing. HIEROCLES. Oh! wretched mortals, oh, you idiots! TRYGAEUS. Keep such ugly terms for yourself. HIEROCLES. What! you are so ignorant you don't understand the will of the gods and you make a treaty, you, who are men, with apes, who are full of malice![370] TRYGAEUS. Ha, ha, ha! HIEROCLES. What are you laughing at? TRYGAEUS. Ha, ha! your apes amuse me! HIEROCLES. You simple pigeons, you trust yourselves to foxes, who are all craft, both in mind and heart. TRYGAEUS. Oh, you trouble-maker! may your lungs get as hot as this meat! HIEROCLES. Nay, nay! if only the Nymphs had not fooled Bacis, and Bacis mortal men; and if the Nymphs had not tricked Bacis a second time[371].... TRYGAEUS. May the plague seize you, if you won't stop wearying us with your Bacis! HIEROCLES. ... it would not have been written in the book of Fate that the bonds of Peace must be broken; but first.... TRYGAEUS. The meat must be dusted with salt. HIEROCLES. ... it does not please the blessed gods that we should stop the War until the wolf uniteth with the sheep. TRYGAEUS. How, you cursed animal, could the wolf ever unite with the sheep? HIEROCLES. As long as the wood-bug gives off a fetid odour, when it flies; as long as the noisy bitch is forced by nature to litter blind pups, so long shall peace be forbidden. TRYGAEUS. Then what should be done? Not to stop the War would be to leave it to the decision of chance which of the two people should suffer the most, whereas by uniting under a treaty, we share the empire of Greece. HIEROCLES. You will never make the crab walk straight. TRYGAEUS. You shall no longer be fed at the Prytaneum; the war done, oracles are not wanted. HIEROCLES. You will never smooth the rough spikes of the hedgehog. TRYGAEUS. Will you never stop fooling the Athenians? HIEROCLES. What oracle ordered you to burn these joints of mutton in honour of the gods? TRYGAEUS. This grand oracle of Homer's: "Thus vanished the dark war-clouds and we offered a sacrifice to new-born Peace. When the flame had consumed the thighs of the victim and its inwards had appeased our hunger, we poured out the libations of wine." 'Twas I who arranged the sacred rites, but none offered the shining cup to the diviner.[372] HIEROCLES. I care little for that. 'Tis not the Sibyl who spoke it.[373]