PRAXAGORA. They are worth more than you are, as I shall prove. First of all they wash all their wool in warm water, according to the ancient practice; you will never see them changing their method. Ah! if Athens only acted thus, if it did not take delight in ceaseless innovations, would not its happiness be assured? Then the women sit down to cook, as they always did; they carry things on their head as was their wont; they keep the Thesmophoria, as they have ever done; they knead their cakes just as they used to; they make their husbands angry as they have always done; they receive their lovers in their houses as was their constant custom; they buy dainties as they always did; they love unmixed wine as well as ever; they delight in being loved just as much as they always have. Let us therefore hand Athens over to them without endless discussions, without bothering ourselves about what they will do; let us simply hand them over the power, remembering that they are mothers and will therefore spare the blood of our soldiers; besides, who will know better than a mother how to forward provisions to the front? Woman is adept at getting money for herself and will not easily let herself be deceived; she understands deceit too well herself. I omit a thousand other advantages. Take my advice and you will live in perfect happiness. FIRST WOMAN. How beautiful this is, my dearest Praxagora, how clever! But where, pray, did you learn all these pretty things? PRAXAGORA. When the countryfolk were seeking refuge in the city,[669] I lived on the Pnyx with my husband, and there I learnt to speak through listening to the orators. FIRST WOMAN. Then, dear, 'tis not astonishing that you are so eloquent and clever; henceforward you shall be our leader, so put your great ideas into execution. But if Cephalus[670] belches forth insults against you, what answer will you give him in the Assembly? PRAXAGORA. I shall say that he drivels. FIRST WOMAN. But all the world knows that. PRAXAGORA. I shall furthermore say that he is a raving madman. FIRST WOMAN. There's nobody who does not know it. PRAXAGORA. That he, as excellent a statesman as he is, is a clumsy tinker.[671] FIRST WOMAN. And if the blear-eyed Neoclides[672] comes to insult you? PRAXAGORA. To him I shall say, "Go and look at a dog's backside".[673] FIRST WOMAN. And if they fly at you? PRAXAGORA. Oh! I shall shake them off as best I can; never fear, I know how to use this tool.[674] FIRST WOMAN. But there is one thing we don't think of. If the archers drag you away, what will you do? PRAXAGORA. With my arms akimbo like this, I will never, never let myself be taken round the middle. FIRST WOMAN. If they seize you, we will bid them let you go. SECOND WOMAN. That's the best way. But how are we going to lift up our arm[675] in the Assembly, we, who only know how to lift our legs in the act of love?