The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in LettersAllen, James Lane
General
The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in Letters
Allen, James Lane
Authors -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Manners and customs -- Fiction
By the way, our advice is that you drop the suit against Phillips &
Faulds. They are engaged in a lawsuit and as we look over the
distant Louisville battlefield, we can see only the wounded and the
dying--and the poor. Would you squeeze a druggist's sponge for live
tadpoles? Whatever you got, you wouldn't get tadpoles, not live ones.
Our fee is $50; hadn't you better stop at $50 and think yourself
lucky? _Monsieur a bien tombé_.
Any more fern letters? Don't forget them.
BEN DOOLITTLE.
BEVERLEY SANDS TO BEN DOOLITTLE
_December 30._
DEAR BEN:
I take your advice, of course, about dropping the suit against
Phillips & Faulds, and I take pleasure in enclosing you my cheque for
$50--damn them. That's $75--damn them. And if anybody else anywhere
around hasn't received a cheque from me for nothing, let him or her
rise, and him or her will get one.
No more letters yet. But I feel a disturbance in the marrow of my
bones and doubtless others are on the way, as one more spell of bad
weather--another storm for me.
BEVERLEY.
CLARA LOUISE CHAMBERLAIN TO BEVERLEY SANDS
_Seminole, North Carolina,
December 25._
SIR:
This is Christmas Day, when every one is thinking of peace and good
will on earth. It makes me think of you. I cannot forget you, my
feeling is too bitter for oblivion, for it was you who were
instrumental in bringing about my father's death. One damp night I
heard him get up and then I heard him fall, and rushing to him to see
what was the matter, I found that he had stumbled down the three
steps which led from his bedroom to his library, and had rolled over
on the floor, with his candle burning on the carpet beside him. I
lifted him up and asked him what he was doing out of bed and he said
he had some kind of recollection about a list of ferns; it worried
him and he could not sleep.
The fall was a great shock to his nervous system and to mine, and a
few days after that he contracted pneumonia from the cold, being
already troubled with lumbago.
My father's life-work, which will never be finished now, was to be
called "Approximations to Consciousness in Plants." He believed that
bushes knew a great deal of what is going on around them, and that
trees sometimes have queer notions which cause them to grow crooked,
and that ferns are most intelligent beings. It was while thus
engaged, in a weakened condition with this work on "Consciousness in
Plants," that he suddenly lost consciousness himself and did not
afterwards regain it as an earthly creature.
I shall always remember you for having been instrumental in his
death. This is the kind of Christmas Day you have presented to me.
CLARA LOUISE CHAMBERLAIN.
CLARA LOUISE CHAMBERLAIN TO BEVERLEY SANDS
_Seminole, North Carolina,
January 7._
DEAR SIR:
Necessity knows no law, and I have become a sad victim of necessity,
hence this appeal to you.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account