The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in LettersAllen, James Lane
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The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in Letters
Allen, James Lane
Authors -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Manners and customs -- Fiction
But through Tilly's misunderstanding those two mischief-making
charlatans, Marigold and Mullen, have now come into the case; and it
is of the utmost importance that I deal with these two gentlemen at
once; to that end I cut this letter short and start after them.
Oh, but why did you go away without good-bye?
BEN.
BEN DOOLITTLE TO POLLY BOLES
_June 5, 1912._
DEAR POLLY:
I go on where I left off yesterday.
I did what I thought I should never do during my long and memorable
life: I called on your esteemed ex-acquaintance, Dr. Claude Mullen.
I explained how I came to do so, and I desired of him an opinion as
to Beverley. He suggested that more evidence would be required
before an opinion could be given. What evidence, I suggested, and
how to be gotten? He thought the case was one that could best be
further studied if the person were put under secret
observation--since he revealed himself apparently only when alone. I
urged him to take control of the matter, took upon myself, as
Beverley's friend, authority to empower him to go on. He advised
that a dictograph be installed in Beverley's room. It would be a
good idea to send him a good big bunch of ferns also: the ferns, the
dictograph, Beverley alone with them--a clear field.
I explained to Beverley, and we went out and bought a dictograph, and
he concealed it where, of course, he could not find it!
In the evening we had a glorious dinner, returned to his rooms, and
while I smoked in silence, he, in great peace of mind and profound
satisfaction with the world in general, poured into the dictograph
his long pent-up opinion of our two dear old friends, Marigold and
Mullen. He roared it into the machine, shouted it, raved it,
soliloquised it. I had in advance requested him to add my opinion of
your former suitor. Each of us had long been waiting for so good a
chance and he took full advantage of the opportunity. The next
morning I notified Dr. Mullen that Beverley had raved during the
night, and that the machine was full of his queer things.
At the appointed hour this morning we assembled in Beverley's rooms.
I had cleared away his big centre table, all the rubbish of papers
amid which he lives, including some invaluable manuscripts of his
worthless novels. I had taken the cylinders out of the dictograph
and had put them in a dictophone, and there on the table lay that
Pandora's box of information with a horn attached to it.
Dr. Mullen arrived, bringing with him the truly great New York nerve
specialist and scientist whom he relies upon to pilot him in
difficult cases. Dr. Marigold had brought the truly great physician
and scientist who pilots him. At Beverley's request, I had invited
the president of his Club, and he had brought along two Club
affinities; three gossips.
I sent Beverley to Brooklyn for the day.
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