The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in LettersAllen, James Lane
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The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in Letters
Allen, James Lane
Authors -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Manners and customs -- Fiction
Of course I meant my letter to be an infernal machine that would blow
him to pieces. He merely inspected it, removed the fuse and inserted
a crank, and turned it into a music-box to grind out his praises.
And then the kind of music he ground out for me.
All day I have been ashamed to stand up and I've been ashamed to sit
down. He told me that my letter reminded him of a character in his
first novel--a woman called _Sal Blivvens_. ME--_Sal Blivvens!_
But of what use is it for us poor, common-clay, rough, ordinary men
who have no imagination--of what use is it for us to attack you
superior fellows who have it, have imagination? You are the Russians
of the human mind, and when attacked on your frontiers, you merely
retreat into a vast, unknown, uninvadable country. The further you
retire toward the interior of your mysterious kingdom, the nearer you
seem to approach the fortresses of your strength.
I am wiser--if no better. If ever again I feel like attacking any
stranger with a letter, I shall try to ascertain beforehand whether
he is an ordinary man like me or a genius. If he is a genius, I am
going to let him alone.
Yet, damn me if I, too, wouldn't like to see your man Blackthorne
now. Ask him some time whether a short visit from Benjamin Doolittle
could be arranged on any terms of international agreement.
Now for something on my level of ordinary life! A day or two ago I
was waiting in front of the residence of one of my uptown clients, a
few doors from the residence of your friend Dr. Marigold. While I
waited, he came out on the front steps with Dr. Mullen. As I drove
past, I leaned far out and made them a magnificent sweeping bow: one
can afford to be forgiving and magnanimous after he settled things to
his satisfaction. They did not return the bow but exchanged quiet
smiles. I confess the smiles have rankled. They seemed like saying:
he bows best who bows last.
You are the best thing in New York to me since Polly went away.
Without you both it would come near to being one vast solitude.
BEN (alias _Sal Blivvens_).
BEVERLEY SANDS TO BENJAMIN DOOLITTLE
_July 1, 1912._
DEAR BEN:
I wrote you this morning upon receipt of your letter telling me of
your own terrific letter to Mr. Blackthorne and of your merciless
arraignment of him. Let me say again that I wish to pour out my
gratitude to you for your motives and also, well, also my regret at
your action. Somehow I have been reminded of Voltaire's saying: he
had a brother who was such a fool that he started out to be perfect;
as a consequence the world knows nothing of Voltaire's brother: it
knows very well Voltaire with his faults.
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