"Ah! That's the style, laddie! You'll do!" said the Man of Mystery,
bringing down a palm like a Westphalian ham on the wincing shoulder of
the youth. "A few kind words on the discreet agent, eh? The Bosses'll
note 'em down!" He dived into a pocket. "I've got a flask here!" he
said, and winked in his turn. "What I call my good old prohibition!
We'll drink to it, eh? To think of meeting the likes of you in a 'ouse
like this!"
This last remark wounded McTaggart's pride; but the Angel stood by him,
and they that have angels at their side are firm.
Mr. Collop's dress clothes lay beautifully aligned upon a couch, a shirt
by the side of them; but the owner's brow clouded as he said:
"Where the devil did I put that flask? Curse them slaveys! I do 'ate
'avin' things done for me on these toff jobs!" He buried his head in the
large kit-bag which he had been assured was the proper receptacle or
container to bring to the Palaces of the Rich.
And even as he therein delved and groped, with head hidden in the
kit-bag, the Angel brought it off!
"Attaboy!" urged the Angel to Hamish. "Slip it into the tail-coat
pocket! QUICK!"
And before you could have breathed a silent prayer the Emerald was in
the tail-coat pocket of Mr. Collop's evening tail coat, lying there on
the couch all innocent.
Up came Mr. Collop's head out of the kit-bag, very red and puffy.
"I thought as much, my 'earty," he said. "Dirty tykes! ... There it
was...." And he brought out a gigantic flask holding perhaps a quart of
the detestable beverage. The bottom of it was a silver cup fitted to the
glass, and inscribed, "In grateful memory of the Bullingdon Burglary,
August, 1928" and with the initials B.F. Mr. Collop solemnly half filled
the receptacle, smelt it with delicate _bonhomie_, and handed it to his
guest, who sipped it with the resolution in which a man must face
whatever torture has to be endured.
"Thank you," said Mr. McTaggart, gasping, from his flayed throat.
"Cheerio!" said the Collop man, and he tossed off all that
remained--enough, you would have thought, to have felled an elephant in
stupor!--down his own more acclimatized gullet. Then he brought out a
large tongue, licked his lips, and smacked them.
"Ah, that's something like!" he said. He put the flask and the silver
cup belonging to it down on his table with a happy grunt.
"Well, boy, I've got to dress," he said. "So long! We meet again in the
Khyber Pass, _i.e._, at his Nobship's groaning board!" And he laughed
heartily at his own wit.
McTaggart remembered something essential. "I say, they mustn't know that
I know you!"
"No fear!" said the redoubtable Collop, winking again. "I don't give you
away, nor myself away, nor no one away." He had already taken off his
tweed coat and waistcoat. "You run off and dress, laddie ... You keep
mum. Same here!" And he dug a podgy finger into McTaggart's staggering
chest. And they parted.
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