From her room, interrupting the induing of those three pieces which
formed all her raiment, shaking shorn hair, Marjorie telephoned in a
fever regardless. "The Home Office.... Yes, the Home Office ... No
reply? Oh! Nonsense! ... What, our line gone wrong? D'you mean to say we
can't get London? ... Oh! hell!"
She banged down the receiver ... There's a schlemozzle! Telephone broken
down! Saturday night--the Monster in the Home! And no redress, no aid.
Had she had tears she would have wept. What would come of all this?
CHAPTER TEN
Mr. Collop came out, dressed, he was surprised to find his host waiting
for him, not to say waylaying him, in the passage outside.
"I thought ..." began the politician nervously--"I thought I ought to
have a word with you, Mr. Collop, before we ..."
"That's right!" roared Mr. Collop. "That's my style too. Always think of
everything!"
"Not so loud! Not so loud!" implored his agonized host. He took the
detective aside into yet another room with yet another fire. It looked
like some little nursery or schoolroom, and Mr. Collop, used as he was
to the houses of the great, marvelled at so many rooms, so many
fires ... an empty room all ready, and with so many pictures in it,
though on a bedroom floor.
"Mr. Collop," said the Home Secretary hurriedly when he had shut the
door, "I thought I ought to tell you privately, and alone, before we go
down to dinner what the circumstances are. The jewel was dropped by my
daughter--last night after dinner. My three guests went down on the
floor at once to look for it--it was upon the polar-bear rug which you
will see in the West Room later. We shall go there together after all
have retired. When they got up it had not been found ... they _said_ it
had not been found ... they _all_ said it had not been found.... There
is suspicion naturally, Mr. Collop.... You understand me?"
"There's always suspicion when vallybles are missing," said Mr. Collop,
after some thought.
"Yes, Mr. Collop, exactly! Precisely!" said the Home Secretary. "But of
course, you know, I must be told when you come to any clue.... I blame
no one. I suspect no one.... But the emerald is missing. And what's
more," he added with the firmness of a newly stuffed pillow, "I shall
not spare the culprit."
"No, of course not," said Mr. Collop sympathetically. "I'll get it for
you, never fear."
His manner, though hearty, was respectful enough in such privacy, for he
knew that though his promotion depended principally upon permanent
officials, a good word from one of the fleeting politicians was not
without its value at the Home Office. Therefore did he forbear to lay a
hand upon the Home Secretary's shoulder; and therefore--still more--did
he forbear to slap it as nature would have seemed to demand.
"Thank you, Mr. Collop," said the Home Secretary gratefully, as though
he had been given a considerable sum of money. "I trust you. I trust you
implicitly."
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