McTaggart looked very carefully from under his eyelashes at his nearest
neighbour; Victoria Mosel darted a corner look at Galton, and Galton
grimly smiled at Marjorie. Aunt Amelia did not hear properly. Only the
Professor rose to the occasion, carolling:
"Certainly, Humphrey, certainly. By all means, Humphrey, by all means."
Then he squeezed his bony hands together, as though he had made a joke.
The women dropped out of the room. Marjorie waited above with her door
ajar till she should know the way was clear. Then she was to come down.
"Shall we go into my study?" said the Home Secretary to his latest
guest, when the women had gone.
"Thank you, I would not give ye that trouble, I wouldn't," said Mr.
Collop heartily. "I'd as soon talk 'ere. I think better like in large
rooms." And as he said that, the three men went out--perforce. But
Galton went not to bet but to the small smoking-room, and Victoria Mosel
did the same. Collop filled himself a whiskey and soda. And without
giving his employer time to open the ball, he entered on the plan
engendered by his mighty brain.
As he began to speak, Marjorie, following the sound of voices, slipped
in. Mr. Collop stared at her, said "'Ullo?" but returned to his
business.
"First of all," he said, with a good gulp at the spirits, "ye want a
plan made of this here West Room, as ye call it. Now mark me," he
insisted, as the Home Secretary half opened his never-quite-shut mouth,
"that plan'll 'ave to be in not less than five colours--and I'll tell
you for why. In a case of this kind, you 'ave got to distinguish between
materials. Remember what ye're looking for! Ye're looking for a object
that might be called transparent in a manner o' speaking."
"Mr. Collop," broke in the Home Secretary desperately, "how long will it
take to make such a plan?"
"If there's a harchitect 'andy, it needn't take three days. I've 'ad
dozens. And next," said Mr. Collop, as loudly as before, "we 'ave to
'ave measurements. We don't need regular surveys and we don't need to
fill the garden wi' standards nor flags, but just measurements."
"And how long will these take?" asked the Home Secretary, a fabulous sum
mounting up before his eyes, and the impossibility of keeping his guests
forever.
"You will observe," said Mr. Collop, clearing his throat as for a
speech, and addressing the lady--"you will observe, Miss, that what two
men can do in one time, four men can do in arf the time, and eight
men--why, eight men in a quarter of the time. And sixteen men," he
continued, turning to her progenitor, "they'd take arf as much again.
While they're making the plan in one room, if you 'ave enough men with
chains in the grounds. Then there's the probing."
"The what?" asked de Bohun.
"The probing," answered his guest briefly. "That's a longer job,
'specially as I noticed that there's stone floors about. Now 'ere's
another matter. Look at this carpet. That's Aubusson, that is. Ah, I
notice everything! Aubusson--that's what it is."
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