No harm was done to the pictures; they knew their work. The Cox was
lifted down and now leaned at a secure angle. The Morland turned its
back canvas to the ceiling, pushed on a capsized armchair. I wish I
could say as much for the Napoleonic looking-glass.
It was just too high for one of the men's hands; he slipped, and down it
came: an omen of ill-fortune, smashed upon the floor--round gilded
frame, Eagle of the Legions, and all.
"Well, well!" said Mr. Collop cheerfully. "No battle without losses, ye
know--hey?"
"I really think...." urged the Home Secretary, with something as near
anger as his temperament allowed.
"Never you fuss, sir," thrust in Mr. Collop genially. "It's all right
now. We've proved our point. That's the 'sential. I say again, the
Negative part is accomplished," and he smiled upon his chief with all
the satisfaction of genius. "The em'rald's not in this room where it was
lost. That's a cert. What's the conclusion? Why, sir, the conclusion is
that it's _somewhere else_. And when I say somewhere else, what do I
mean?"
"You mean...." began the Home Secretary nervously, stepping down
gingerly from his perch and trying to make his way across the
joists--"you mean that you must now consider which, if any, of my
guests ..."
Again Mr. Collop's hand went up.
"Now, sir; pardon me! That's not the scientific spirit. I shall send
these men back to the Lion, with your leave"--it was the first time he
had asked it, and it was granted with enthusiasm--"and then I shall ask
you, sir, to give me details, and I shall make notes. After that we'll
sleep on it.... Before you go, men, get the Austrians down again. Hammer
the clamps down: hammer 'em down good and strong at the corners; whang
'em in! You know how these Austrians buckle! We'll 'ave everything right
again in a jiffy"--to his host--"and then we'll sleep sound on it. Like
'Ogs."
With clamouring echo which shook those ancient walls, square after
square of Austrian antique was thrown back into its place; with
Cyclopean noise the clamps were driven into their former holes, and the
shattering bangs of the heavy iron hammers sounded like thunder through
the silent night. Twenty yards away, in the small smoking-room, Victoria
Mosel and Tommy Galton had remained to exchange a few insults after the
others had gone off to bed. They started at the unusual din; she very
slightly, he with a jerk.
"What are they doing?" said he suspiciously.
"Making your scaffold," shot Vic decidedly: then, more doubtfully. "It's
a damned shame! For I don't suppose you did take it after all, Tommy?
Eh?"
"If I thought there was room on you for that bloody stone," began Tommy
viciously....
"Oh, search me!" said Vic, without sincerity.
"No, but, Vic, what _are_ they doing?"
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