It is not with impunity that men between fifty and sixty, especially if
they have lived under constant self-repression--which doesn't apply to
colonels--let their angry passions rise. The Home Secretary was badly
blown. He felt groggy. His exertion was already beginning to make him a
little stiff. He halted towards the dining-room and groped for a pint of
champagne which he knew to stand by. He pulled the cork with his last
strength. He took a mighty draught. He felt better. He took another.
Then he saw the world sanely, and he saw it whole--such is the power of
the god. There was hardly a drain left. He glanced over his shoulder,
found himself alone, put the neck of the bottle to his lips and sucked
it down.
"Ah!" said the arbiter of Wormwood Scrubbs and Lord of Pentonville.
"That's better."
He felt almost genial--normal, anyhow, at last. Even a trifle
super-normal. With sprightlier step he regained that comfortable chair
wherein he had been relaxing his overstrained mind when George Whaley
had so imprudently intruded.
It was not once in a blue moon that Humphrey de Bohun thought tobacco a
boon, but the occasion called for it. For the matter of that, it was not
once in a blue moon that he drank more than half a glass of wine at a
sitting--let alone of a Sunday morning during church time--and bubbling
wine in plenty leads to smoking: hence the fortunes made by Greeks and
Egyptians in their sales of hay cigarettes to the young bloods. Humphrey
de Bohun groped in his daughter's open box for a cigarette, tapped it,
with a surprisingly modern gesture, on his thumbnail, and as he lit it
sank back into the chair he had left and wondered whether indeed he had
reached repose.
Was there anyone left, he thought drowsily, who could come with yet
another story of the blasted gem? He was already half asleep, but there
passed before his drooping eyes what seemed a regiment: Galton had been
sure of it--he had seen it, seen it on Bill; Bill had been sure of
it--he had tested it, tested it on McTaggart; McTaggart had been sure of
it--he had got it by second sight, and was absolutely certain of Collop;
and Collop--oh well! God bless Collop! For after all he had _produced_
it--snatched from the talons of a fowl. The elderly gentleman's head
drooped and nodded; the cigarette fell from his lax fingers; it set fire
to the Aubusson carpet, which smouldered in faint wreaths, but did no
harm, and soon went out. Thus did the adventure of the Emerald of
Catherine the Great end, as all things end, in smoke.
* * * * * * *
Far, far, in the less pretentious but roomy apartments of the East Wing,
George Whaley, suffering untold things, sought for and found the Boy,
the culprit, Ethelbert.
They met in the passage that leads from the servants' hall to the Yard;
but when I say met, I rather mean that their visages encountered the one
the other at the turn of a corner separated by a space of some five
yards.
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