The English and Scottish popular ballads, volume 5 (of 5)
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The English and Scottish popular ballads, volume 5 (of 5)
Ballads, English -- England -- Texts; Ballads, Scots -- Scotland -- Texts
In other cases, speaking first entails a penalty different from
shutting a door.
A young pair, lying in bed the first night after marriage, engage
that whichever of the two gets up first or speaks first shall wash
the dishes for a week. The husband, pretending to make his will by
the process of expressing by signs his acceptance or rejection of
the suggestions of a friend, bequeaths away from his wife a handsome
article of dress belonging to her. The wife utters a protest, and has
to wash the dishes. (Novelle di Sercambi, ed. d’Ancona, p. 16, No 3,
‘De simplicitate viri et uxoris.’)
A man complains of dry bread which his wife has given him for his
supper. She tells him to get up and moisten it; he bids her do this,
but she refuses. It is finally settled that the one that speaks
first shall moisten the bread. A visitor comes in and can make
neither of them say a word. He kisses the wife, gives the husband a
blow on the cheek; no word from either. He makes complaint to the
kází; the husband will say nothing when brought before the kází,
and is condemned to be hanged. At the moment of execution the wife
ejaculates, Alas, my unfortunate husband! You devil, says he, go
home and moisten the bread! (An Arabian story in Beloe’s Oriental
Apologues, cited by Clouston, II, 21.)
A shoemaker and his wife agree that the one who speaks first shall
carry back a frying-pan that they have borrowed. A soldier who
requires a girth for his horse asks the shoemaker to cut him one,
but gets no answer, though he threatens to take off the man’s head.
Enraged at last, he seizes the shoemaker by the head to do what he
had menaced, when the wife cries out, For mercy’s sake, don’t! Well
done! says the husband, now carry back the pan. (Bernoni, Fiabe pop.
veneziane, p. 67, No 13, ‘La Scomessa;’ Crane, Italian Popular Tales,
p. 284.)
John makes terms with his wife that which of the two eats first of a
soup which she has brought in, or speaks the first word, shall have
a beating. William, of whom the husband is jealous, comes to offer
his company to go to a fight which is to come off. Man and wife will
neither eat nor speak, and he thinks them possessed. He takes the
woman by the hand, and she goes with him. John cries out, Let my wife
be! She says, John, you have spoken and lost. (Ayrers Dramen, ed. von
Keller, III, 2006-08.)
A man who has been taunting his wife as a cackler is challenged by her
to a trial at silence. A tinker comes in asking for kettles to mend.
He can make neither of them open their mouth, and, as a last resource,
offers to kiss the woman. The husband cannot contain himself; the wife
says, You have lost! and remains mistress of the house, as she had
been before. (Farce d’un Chauldronnier, Viollet Le Duc, Ancien Théâtre
François, II, 109 ff.)[87]
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