The English Rogue: Continued in the Life of Meriton Latroon, and Other Extravagants: The Fourth PartHead, Richard
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The English Rogue: Continued in the Life of Meriton Latroon, and Other Extravagants: The Fourth Part
Head, Richard
Rogues and vagabonds -- England -- Fiction
and their Opinions being asked, one said, that indeed all was well, but
that the Looking-glass she had was unsuitable, and an old pittiful
thing, and therefore a new one must be had; another found fault with the
brass Andirons in the Chimney, and that all that furniture must be
changed; and a third said, there wanted a handsom Cabinet or Chest of
Drawers: and now she had the opinion of her Neighbours, she never let
her Husband rest, night or day, till all these things were done as she
desired. The Chamber being thus set in order, the Kitchen was the next
thing to be considered of, and there the Pewter first appeared, and that
being old-fashioned, and being purchased at several times, was all
differently marked; wherefore all that was changed for other that was of
a newer fashion; and that she might be _a-la-mode_, there must be no
Letter-Marks on it, but on every piece there must be the Coat of Arms of
her Husband, and hers empaled, engraven on them; and it may be, he being
unacquainted with any Arms of his own or hers either, must be at the
charge to search the Heralds-Office for them; and they being found out,
(for money rarely misses to make any man so much a Gentleman as to have
a Coat) they must also be fairly painted, to hang up in the Hall; and
the affairs in the Kitchen not being yet throughly reformed, the good
old Andirons are changed into a new-fashion’d Range or Grate; and now
all the Pewter being new, the shelves and dressers must be new made and
new painted, as all the Kitchin was likewise. Thus did this Woman employ
her self in the day time, and at night, he first giving her a grant that
she should have the thing she desired, she requited him in the best
manner she could: and he employed himself so well, that she was with
Child; and in short time she being confirmed in the opinion that she was
so, her Stomach was very squeamish, and she must have Caudles and
Cordials of all sorts; for the making and ordering of which, she had the
advice of an hundred Midwives, Nurses, and Gossips; and then she longed
for all things she saw or heard of, especially such things as were
scarce and costly, as Cherries and Strawberries in _March_ and _April_,
when she was forced to give 12_d_ or 18_d_ a piece for them; but when
_May_ came, and that they were any thing cheaper, she cared not for
them. And next, all her business was in making provision against the
Bantling should come to Town; there must be new Blankets, Beds, Rowlers,
Pilches, Clouts, Shirts, Head-bands, Biggins, and a world of such kind
of little Utensils provided; and the Cradle and Groaning-Chair must also
be bought and made ready, and the Mantles which had served his former
old Wife were too much out of fashion to be used now, (it is well if the
best of them will serve for an ordinary Blanket) and a new one must be
bought, and not one would serve the turn, but several there must be; one
for the Chamber, another for to carry the Child abroad in, in Summer;
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