The English Rogue: Continued in the Life of Meriton Latroon, and Other Extravagants: The Fourth PartHead, Richard
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The English Rogue: Continued in the Life of Meriton Latroon, and Other Extravagants: The Fourth Part
Head, Richard
Rogues and vagabonds -- England -- Fiction
satisfied, as being told that when a Boy is born, the Father is better
pleased; and when a Girl, then the Mother; and She believing this Maxime
to be true, hoped that it was a good Omen that she should for the
future, prevail over, and command her Husband.
_The Child being born, and likely enough to live, the women fell to, and
in an hours time eat up, and drank off all this provision, and then
their tongues ran like so many Mill-clacks; every one handling,
dandling, kissing and spending their Verdict about this Bantling. One
said, it was as like the Father as if it had been spit out of his mouth;
another, that it had his very Nose; a third, that it was mouth’d like
the Mother; and a fourth, that it had its Fathers eyes; and thus they
all spent their Verdict: and although they all spake differently of the
Child, yet all must and did conclude that it was very like the Father.
He poor man was called up amongst them, and according to custom being to
kiss all the women, was much puzled to do it in an orderly manner; for
she that was finest, thought her self to be best, and therefore first to
be saluted; she that was eldest expected the same: and accordingly
several of them put themselves forwards, so that he did not know when he
had done; but at length they all having joyed him of his young Daughter,
they sat down, and then kissed he his little one, but durst not do so to
his wife without the Nurses leave, lest she should exact the usual fee
of a pair of Gloves: wherefore he seeing that there was Charge enough
already, was resolved to avoid all that he could._
* * * * *
_His wife, now having a Child must have all fitting appendixes and
attendants to it; and she being resolved not to give her self the
trouble of nursing it her self, and being withal too fond of her Baby to
have it out of her sight, therefore Nurses were sought out,_ viz. _a
dry-Nurse, and a wet-Nurse; one to suckle the Child, and another to wash
the Clouts, and rock, and attend it; besides a third, to attend the
woman. But although she did not resolve to suckle the Child her self,
yet she had a considerable trouble to dry up her Milk; for she was
forced to have a woman to draw her Breasts first, and then to use Towe,
Sage-Possets, and other things, to dry it up. This was her trouble; but
her Husbands trouble and Charges were intollerable. There was every day
something or another wanting; and being resolved to manage his affairs
himself, and receive and pay all, had enough to; and it almost broke his
heart to see how trivially and vainly his money was drawn from him upon
his wifes account. He now wished his old Wife alive, or that he had not
tried the troublesome effects of being married to a young woman; but
this repentance came too late, and seeing he could not help it, he was
resolved to bear all patiently._
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