The English Rogue: Continued in the Life of Meriton Latroon, and Other Extravagants: The Fourth PartHead, Richard
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The English Rogue: Continued in the Life of Meriton Latroon, and Other Extravagants: The Fourth Part
Head, Richard
Rogues and vagabonds -- England -- Fiction
But the humour of rambling again possessing him, he courted his Mother
for Money, she gave him some, but it was but sparingly, and he stomached
it, because he had no more. A few days after, his Mother was to ride to
_London_, to lay out some Moneys in necessaries; and she being desirous
of his Company, caused him to ride before her; they being thus mounted
together, put on very handsomly, till being come about half way, he
guided the Horse into a Pond; she wondring, asked him his reason; he
told her, only to water the Horse; but when the Horse was now in as far,
and as deep as he could go, he shewed her another reason, told her
another tale, and desired her to give him some money, she replyed, she
had none for him; he answered that he knew she had money about her, and
therefore he must and would have some; she said she had no more but what
she was to lay out, and if she gave him any she must lose her Journey;
he cared not for that, but told her, that if she did not give him some
Money, he would throw her into the Pond, and thereby enforce her to lose
her Journey; and he swore to it, that he would do it. She doubting that
he would be as good as his word, was forced to compound the matter with
him, and of five pounds, which she had about her, she hardly compounded
with him for fifty Shillings; which he would not take her word for, but
she was forced there, as she was on Horse-back, to deliver it to him,
and then he rode on, but although she had her Sons Company to _London_,
and paid so dear for it, yet she was forced to go home without him, he
being there engaged upon the Ramble for so long as that money would
last, and then home he came again; and this trick he would serve her as
often as he wanted money, and could get her on Horse-back behind him;
and as he gained, and filched from her, so she did the same from the Old
man and all little enough to maintain her Prodigal Sons extravagances,
and this was the course of life they all led.
The young man he spent largely, and pinched all he could from his
Mother; she cheated her Husband egregiously to supply his Prodigality;
and the old man he screwed all he could get, most shamefully and
penuriously, out of his Tenants, and Debtors, to supply them both. These
were his Tormentors, that still kept him in perplexity; and in the end,
what with Age, and grief at their miscarriages he dyed, leaving all
behind him to their disposing.
The Son was joyful, neither was the Mother discontented; and the Old man
had at his death, made as prudent a Will as he could devise: for knowing
that what he gave to the Mother, he gave to the Son; he dividing his
Estate into three parts, gave two to her, and one to him; hoping by such
time as he should have spent one third part, he might take up, and be
wiser; and then his Mother would be fit to give him another portion.
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