The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The LifeWestmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
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The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The Life
Westmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
England -- Social life and customs; Satire, English; University of Oxford -- Anecdotes
On regaining my inn, I was not a little surprised to hear the smirking
barmaid announce me by my christian and surname, directing the waiter
to place candles for Mr. Bernard Blackmantle in the _sanctum_. How the
deuce, thought I, have these people discovered my family nomenclature,
or are we here under the same system of _espionage_ as the puerile
inhabitants of France, where every hotel-keeper, waiter, and servant,
down to the very shoe-black, is a spy upon your actions, and a creature
in the pay of the police{52} "Pray, waiter," said I, "why is this snug
little _larium__ designated the sanctum_?"
44 Imposition--translations set by the Principal for absence
and other errors.
45 Rustication is the term applied to temporary dismissal
for non-observance of college discipline.
46 A little cut--half seas over.
47 Temple of Bacchus--some favourite inn.
48 Plains of Betteris--the diversion of billiards.
49 A spread--a wine party.
50 The Don Peninsula--the range of all who wear long black
hanging sleeves, and bear the name of Domini.
51 Seat of magistracy--proctor's authority.
52 The tact of the Oxford tradesmen in this particular is
very ingenious.--The strength of a man's account is always
regulated by the report they receive on his entering, from
some college friend, respecting the wealth of his relations,
or the weight of his expectancies.
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"Because it's extra-proctorial, sir: none of the town _raff_ are ever
admitted into it, and the marshal and his bull dogs never think of
intruding here. With your leave, sir, I'll send in master--he will
explain things better; and mayhap, sir, as you are fresh, he may give
you a little useful information." "Do so,--send me in a bottle of old
Madeira and two glasses, and tell your master I shall be happy to see
him." In a few moments I was honoured with the company of mine host of
the Mitre, who, to do him justice, was a more humorous fellow than I had
anticipated. Not quite so ceremonious as he of the Christopher at
Eton, or the superlative of a Bond-street _restaurateur_; but with an
unembarrassed roughness, yet respectful demeanour, that partook more of
the sturdy English farmer, or an old weather-beaten sportsman, than
the picture I had figured to myself of the polished landlord of the
principal inn in the sacred city of learning. We are too much the
creatures of prejudice in this life, and first impressions are not
unfrequently the first faults which we unthinkingly commit against the
reputation of a new acquaintance. Master Peake was, I discovered, a
fellow of infinite jest, an old fox-hunter, and a true sportsman; and
supposing me, from my introduction by Tom Echo to his house, to be as
fond of a good horse, a hard run, and a black bottle, as my friend, he
had eagerly sought an opportunity for this early introduction. "No man
in the country, sir," said Peake, "can boast of a better horse or a
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