The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The LifeWestmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
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The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The Life
Westmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
England -- Social life and customs; Satire, English; University of Oxford -- Anecdotes
The conversation now turned to sporting varieties, by which I discovered
mine host was a leading character in the neighbouring hunts; knew every
sportsman in the field, and in the course of half an hour, carried me
over Godrington's manors, Moystoris district, and Somerset range,{56}
taking many a bold leap in his progress, and never losing _sight of the
dogs_. "We shall try your mettle, sir," said he, "if we catch you out
for a day's sport; and if you are not quite mounted at present to
your mind, I have always a spare nag in the stable for the use of a
freshman."
56 The three packs of hounds contiguous to Oxford.
Though I did not relish the concluding appellation, coming from a
tavern-keeper, I could not help thanking Peake for his liberal offer;
yet without any intention of risking my neck in a steeple chase.
The interview had, however, been productive of some amusement and
considerable information. The bottle was now nearly finished; filling
my last glass, I drank success to the Mitre, promised to patronise
the landlord, praise the hostess, coquet with the little cherry-cheek,
chirping lass in the bar, and kiss as many of the chamber-maids as I
could persuade to let me. Wishing mine host a good night, and ringing
for my bed-candle, I proceeded to put the last part of my promise into
immediate execution.
COLLEGE SERVANTS.
Descriptive Sketch of a College Scout--Biography of Mark
Supple--Singular Invitation to a Spread.
The next morning, early, while at breakfast, I received a visit from
Mr. Mark Supple, the _scout_, of whom mine host of the Mitre had on
the preceding night spoken so highly. There was nothing certainly very
prepossessing in his exterior appearance; and if he had not previously
been eulogised as the most estimable of college servants, I should not
have caught the impression from a first glance. He was somewhere about
sixty years of age, of diminutive stature and spare habit, a lean
brother with a scarlet countenance, impregnated with tints of many
a varied hue, in which however the richness of the ruby and the soft
purple of the ultramarine evidently predominated. His forehead was
nearly flat; upon his eyebrows and over his _os frontis_ and scalp, a
few straggling straight hairs were extended as an apology for a wig,
but which was much more like a discarded crow's nest turned upside down.
Immense black bushy eyebrows overhung a pair of the queerest looking
oculars I had ever seen; below which sprung forth what had once been, no
doubt, a nose, and perhaps in youth an elegant feature; but, Heaven help
the wearer! it was now grown into such a strange form, and presented
so many choice exuberances, that one might have supposed it was the
original Bardolph's, and charged with the additional sins of every
succeeding generation. The loss of his ~146~~ teeth had caused the other
lip to retire inwards, and consequently the lower one projected forth,
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