The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The LifeWestmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
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The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The Life
Westmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
England -- Social life and customs; Satire, English; University of Oxford -- Anecdotes
3 Tricking persons into the purchase of unsound or vicious
horses.
4 A practice by no means uncommon among a certain
description of dashing characters, who find chaunting a
horse to a green one, a snug accidental party at chicken
hazard, or a confederacy to entrap some inexperienced bird
of fashion, where he may be plucked by Greek banditti, pay
exceedingly well for these occasional dinner parties.
At this moment our attention was engaged by the entrance of a party of
exquisites and elegantes, dressed in the very extreme of opera costume,
who directed their steps to the regions above us. "I'll bet a hundred,"
said the honourable, "I know that leg," eyeing a divine little foot and
a finely turned ankle that was just then discernible from beneath a rich
pink drapery, as the possessor ascended the gallery of the conservatory,
lounging on the arm of the Irish Earl of C------; " the best leg in
England, and not a bad figure for an ancient," continued Lionise: "that
is the celebrated Mrs. Bertram, alias Bang--everybody ~209~~ knows Bang;
that is, every body in the fashionable world. She must have been a most
delightful creature when she first came out, and has continued longer in
bloom than any of the present houris of the west; but I forgot you were
fresh, and only in training, Heartly--I must introduce you to Bang: you
will never arrive at any eminence among the haut classe unless you can
call these beauties by name." "And who the deuce is Bang?" said I: "not
that elegantly-dressed female whom I see tripping up the gallery stairs
yonder, preceded by several other delightful faces." "The same, my dear
fellow: a fallen star, to be sure, but yet a planet round whose
orbit move certain other little twinkling luminaries whose attractive
glimmerings are very likely to enlighten your obscure sentimentality.
Bang was the daughter of a bathing-woman at Brighton, from whence she
eloped early in life with a navy lieutenant-has since been well known as
a dasher of the first water upon the pave--regularly sports her carriage
in the drive--and has numbered among her protectors, at various times,
the Marquis W------, Lord A------, Colonel C------, and, lastly, a
descendant of the mighty Wallace, who, in an auto-biographical sketch,
boasts of his intimacy with this fascinating cyprian. She has, however,
one qualification, which is not usually found among those of her
class--she has had the prudence to preserve a great portion of her
liberal allowances, and is now perfectly independent of the world.
We must visit one of her evening parties in the neighbourhood of
Euston-square, when she invites a select circle of her professional
sisters to a ball and supper, to which entertainment her male visitors
are expected to contribute liberally. She has fixed upon the earl, I
should think, more for the honour of the title than with any pecuniary
hopes, his dissipation having left him scarce enough to keep up
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