The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The LifeWestmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
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The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The Life
Westmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
England -- Social life and customs; Satire, English; University of Oxford -- Anecdotes
man in the world that the old pike could ~213~~ have baited for in that
way--the colonel's down a little, to be sure, but not so low as to turn
confederate to a leg--so suppressed his indignation at the
proposition, and lent himself to the scheme, informing me of the whole
circumstances--well, all right--we determined to give the old one
a benefit--dined with him to-day--a very snug party--devilish good
dinner--superb wines--drank freely--punished his claret--and having
knocked about Saint Hugh's bones{7} until I was five thousand in pocket,
politely took my leave, without giving the parties their revenge. Never
saw a finer scene in the course of my life-such queer looks, and long
faces, and smothered wailings when they found themselves done by a brace
of gudgeons, whom they had calculated upon picking to the very bones!
Come, old fellows, a toast: Here's Fishmonger's Hall, and may every
suspected gudgeon prove a shark."
The bottle now circulated freely, and the open-hearted Rattle delighted
us with the relation of some college anecdotes, which I shall reserve
for a hearty laugh when we meet. The company continued to increase
with the appearance of morning; and here might be seen the abandoned
profligate, with his licentious female companion, completing the
night's debauch by the free use of intoxicating liquors--the ruined
spendthrift, fresh from the gaming-table, loudly calling for wine, to
drown the remembrance of his folly, and abusing the drowsy waiter only
to give utterance to his irritated feelings. In a snug corner might be
seen a party of sober, quiet-looking gentlemen, taking their lobster and
bucellas, whose first appearance would impress you with the belief of
their respectability, but whom, upon inquiry, you would discover to be
Greek banditti, retired hither to divide their ill gotten spoils. It was
among a party of this description that Rattle pointed out a celebrated
writer, whose lively style and accurate description of
7 Saint Hugh's bones, a cant phrase for dice.
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