The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The LifeWestmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
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The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The Life
Westmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
England -- Social life and customs; Satire, English; University of Oxford -- Anecdotes
To speak correctly of the elegance and taste displayed in the
decorations and furniture, not omitting the costly sideboard of
richly-chased plate, I can only say it rivalled any thing I had ever
before witnessed, and was calculated to impress the young mind with the
most extravagant ideas of the wealth and magnificence of the members or
_committee_. The Honourable Mr. B----, one of the brothers of the Earl
of R----, was the _procureur_ to whom, I found, we were indebted, for
the present _honour_--a gay man, of some fashionable notoriety, whose
fortune is said to have suffered severely by his attachment to the
_orthodox orgies_ at the once celebrated Gothic Hall, when Parson John
Ambrose used to officiate as the presiding minister. "Here he is a
member of the committee," said Crony, "and, with his brother and the
old Lord F----, the Marquis H----, Colonel C----, and the Earl of G----,
forms the _secret directory_ of the New Club, which is considered almost
as good a thing as a Mexican mine; for, if report speaks truly, the
amount ~332~~of the profits in the last season exceeded one hundred
thousand pounds, after payment of expenses." A sudden crash in the
street at this moment drew the attention of all to the window, where an
accident presented a very ominous warning to those within _(see plate)_.
"A regular break down," said Echo. "_Floored_" said Transit, "_but
not much the matter_." "I beg your pardon, sir," said a wry-mouthed
portly-looking gentleman, who stood next to Bob; "it is a very _awkward_
circumstance to have occurred just here: I'll bet ten to one it spoils
all the _play_ to-night; and if any of those newspaper fellows get to
hear of it, _Fishmongers' Hall_ and its members will figure in print
again to-morrow;" and with that he bustled off to the street to assist
in re-producing a _move_ with all possible celerity. "Who the deuce was
the queer-looking _cawker_?" we all at once inquired of Crony.
"What, gentlemen! not know the director-general, the accomplished
commander-in-chief, the thrice-renowned Cocker Crockford? (so named from
his admirable tact at calculation): why, I thought every one who
had witnessed a horse-race, or a boxing-match, or betted a guinea at
Tattersall's, must have known the _director_, who has been a notorious
character among the sporting circles for the last thirty years: and,
if truth be told, is not the worst of a bad lot. About five-and-twenty
years since I remember him," said Crony, "keeping a snug little
fishmonger's shop, at the corner of Essex-street, in the Strand, where I
have often betted a guinea with him on a trotting match, for he was then
fond of _the thing_, and attended the races and fights in company with
old Jerry Cloves, the lighterman, who is now as well _breeched_ as
himself. It is a very extraordinary fact," continued Crony, "and one
which certainly excites suspicion, that almost all those who have made
large fortunes by the turf or play are men of obscure origin, who, but a
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