The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The LifeWestmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
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The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The Life
Westmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
England -- Social life and customs; Satire, English; University of Oxford -- Anecdotes
~340~~had benefited very little by the opening of the ports for oats, or
the digestive operation of the new corn-bill. "Hired, old Jarvey?" said
Echo, fixing himself in the road before the fiery charioteer. "No,
but tired, young Davey," replied the dragsman. "Take a fare to Covent
Garden?" "Not if I knows it," was the knowing reply; "so stir your
stumps, my tight one, or I shall drive over you." "You had better take
us," said Transit. "I tell you I won't; I am a day man, going home, and
I don't take night jobs." "But I tell you, you must," said Echo; "so
round with your drag, and we'll make your last day a long day, and give
you the benefit of resurrection into the bargain." "Why, look ye, my
jolly masters, if you're up to a lark of that 'ere sort, take care you
don't get a floorer; I've got a rum customer inside what I'm giving a
lift to for love--only Josh Hudson, the miller; and if he should chance
to wake, I think he'll be for dusting some of your jackets." "What, my
friend Josh inside?" vociferated Echo, "then it's all right: go it, my
hearties; mount the box one on each hand, and make him drive us to the
Finish--while I settle the matter with the inside passenger." Josh, who
had all this time been taking _forty winks_, while on his road to his
crony Belcher's, soon recognised his patron, Echo; and jarvey, finding
that all remonstrance was useless, thought it better to make a "virtue
of necessity;" so turning his machine to the right about, he, in due
time, deposited us in the purlieus of Covent Garden. The hoarse note
of the drowsy night-guard reverberated through the long aisle of
the now-forsaken piazzas, as the trembling flame of the parish lamp,
flittering in its half-exhausted jet, proclaimed the approach of day;
the heavy rumbling of the gardeners' carts, laden with vegetables for
the ensuing market, alone disturbed the quiet of the adjoining streets.
In a dark angle might be seen the houseless wanderer, or the abandoned
profligate, ~341~~gathered up like a lump of rags in a corner, and
shivering with the nipping air. The gloom which surrounded us had, for
a moment, chilled the wild exuberance of my companions' mirth; and it is
more than probable we should have suspended our visit to the _Finish_,
at least for that night, had not the jocund note of some uproarious
Bacchanalian assailed our ears with the well-known college chant of old
Walter de Mapes, "_Mihi est propositum in taberna mori_," which being
given in G major, was re-echoed from one end to the other of the arched
piazza: at a little distance we perceived the jovial singer reeling
forwards, or rather working his way, from right to left, in sinuosities,
along, or according to nautical phrase, upon __tack and half tack,
bearing up to windward, in habiliments black as a crow, with the
exception of his neckcloth and under vest; but judge our surprise and
delight, when, upon nearer approach, we discovered the _bon vivant_ to
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