The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The LifeWestmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
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The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The Life
Westmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
England -- Social life and customs; Satire, English; University of Oxford -- Anecdotes
~17~~_Pippin_, Mrs. C.; the _White Crow_, Clara W****; the _Brazen
Bellona_, Mrs. St**f**d; the _Edgeware Diana_, Mrs. S**th; and the
_Water Lily Symmeterian_, Ha**l*y--_all planets_ of the first order,
carriage curiosities. Let us now proceed to make further observations.
The _jolie_ dame yonder, in the phaeton, drawn by two fine bays, is
called the _White Doe_, from her first deer protector; and although
somewhat on the decline, she is yet an exhibit of no mean attraction,
and a lady of fortune. Thanks to the liberality of an old hewer of
stone, and the talismanic powers of the _golden Ball_, deserted by her
last swain since his marriage, she now reclines upon the velvet cushion
of Independence, enjoying in the Kilburn retreat, her _otium cum
dignitate_, secure from the rude winds of adversity, and in the
occasional society of a few old friends. The lovely Thais in the brown
chariot, with a fine Roman countenance, dark hair, and sparkling eyes,
is the favourite elect of a well-known whig member; here she passes by
the name of the _Comic Muse_, the first letter of which will also answer
for the leading initial of her theatrical cognomen. Her, private history
is well-known to every son of _old Etona_ who has taken a _toodle_
over Windsor-bridge on a market-day within the last fifteen years,
her parents being market gardeners in the neighbourhood; and her two
unmarried sisters, both fine girls, are equally celebrated with the Bath
orange-women for the neatness of their dress and comeliness of their
persons. There is a sprightliness and good-humour about the _Comic
Muse_ that turns aside the shafts of ill-nature; and had she made her
selection more in accordance with propriety, and her own age, she might
have escaped our notice; but, alas!" said Crony, "she forgets that
'The rose's age is but a day;
Its bloom, the pledge of its decay,
Sweet in scent, in colour bright,
It blooms at morn and fades at night.
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