The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The LifeWestmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
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The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The Life
Westmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
England -- Social life and customs; Satire, English; University of Oxford -- Anecdotes
her coronet, and an _old uncle_ to support them: she has lately taken a
snug box in Park-place, Regent's-park, and lives in very good style. The
belle in the brown chariot, gray horses, and blue liveries is now the
lady of a baronet, and one of three _graceless graces_, the Elxxxxx's,
who, because their father kept a livery stable, must needs all go to
_rack_: she has a large family living by Mr. V*l*b***s, whom she left
for the honour of her present connexion. That she is married to the
baronet, there is no doubt; and it is but justice to add, she is one
among the many instances of such compromises in fashionable life who
are admitted into society upon sufferance, and falls into the class of
demi-respectables. Among the park beaux she is known by the appellation
of the _Doldrums_ her two sisters have been missing some time, and it
is said are now rusticating in Paris." My friend Eglantine had evidently
fled away with the white crow, and the fashionables were rapidly
decreasing in the drive, when Crony, whose scent of ~21~~dinner hour is
as staunch as that of an old pointer at game, gave evident symptoms
of his inclination to masticate. "We must take another opportunity to
finish our lecture on the principles of _Citherian astronomy_," said
the old beau, "for as yet we are not half through the list of
constellations. I have a great desire to introduce you to Harriette
Wilson and her sisters, whose true history will prove very entertaining,
particularly as the fair writer has altogether omitted the genuine
anecdotes of herself and family in her recently published memoirs."
At dinner we were joined by Horace Eglantine and Bob Transit, from the
first of whom we learned, that a grand fancy ball was to take place at
the Argyll Rooms in the course of the ensuing week, under the immediate
direction of four fashionable impures, and at the expense of General
Trinket, a broad-shouldered Milesian, who having made a considerable sum
by the commissariat service, had returned home to spend his
Peninsular pennies among the Paphian dames of the metropolis. For this
entertainment we resolved to obtain tickets, and as the ci-devant lady
H***e was to be patroness, Crony assured us there would be no difficulty
in that respect, added to which, he there promised to finish his
sketches of the Citherian beauties of the metropolis, and afford my
friend Transit an opportunity of sketching certain portraits both of
Paphians and their paramours.
[Illustration: page021]
THE WAKE;
OR,
TEDDY O'RAFFERTY'S LAST APPEARANCE.
A SCENE IN THE HOLY LAND.
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