The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The LifeWestmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
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The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The Life
Westmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
England -- Social life and customs; Satire, English; University of Oxford -- Anecdotes
fertile brain of his foreign valet, who was an experienced tactician in
the wars of Venus. This was to ascertain, if possible, in what part
of the mansion the lady slept; to be provided with a carriage and
four horses, and in the dead of the night, with the assistance of two
ruffians, to raise a large sheet before her window dipt in spirits,
which being lighted would burn furiously, and then raising the cry of
fire, the fair occupant would, of course, endeavour to escape; when the
lover would have nothing more to do than watch his opportunity, seize
her person, and conveying it to the carriage in waiting, drive off
secure in his victory. The scheme was put in practice, and succeeded to
the full extent of the projector's wishes; but the affair, which made
considerable noise at the time, and was the subject of some official
remonstrances, had nearly ended in a more serious manner. The brother of
the lady was an officer in the army, and both the descendants of a poor
but ancient family; the indignity offered to his name, and the seduction
of his sister, called forth the retributive feelings of a just revenge;
he sought out the offender, challenged him, but gave him the option of
redeeming his sister's honour and his own by marriage. Alas! that
was impossible; the earl was already engaged. A meeting took place,
~39~~when, reflection and good sense having recovered their influence
over the mind of the dissipated lover, he offered every atonement in his
power, professed a most unlimited regard for the lady, suggested that
his destruction would leave her, in her then peculiar state, exposed to
indigence, proposed to protect her, and settle an annuity of two hundred
pounds per annum upon her for her life; and thus circumstanced the
brother acceded, and the affair was, by this interposition of the
seconds, amicably arranged. There are those yet living who remember the
fair _limonadiere_ first coming to this country, and they bear testimony
to her superior attractions. The lady lived for some years in a state
of close retirement, under the protection of the noble earl, in the
neighbourhood of Chelsea, and the issue of that connexion was a natural
son, Mr. Debouchette, whom report states to be the father of Harriette
Wilson and her sisters.
'Ere man's corruptions made him wretched, he
Was born most noble, who was born most free.'
--Otway.
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