The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The LifeWestmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
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The English Spy: An Original Work Characteristic, Satirical, And Humorous.: Comprising Scenes And Sketches In Every Rank Of Society, Being Portraits Drawn From The Life
Westmacott, C. M. (Charles Molloy)
England -- Social life and customs; Satire, English; University of Oxford -- Anecdotes
Horatio had just concluded the last sentence of the description of the
Eton Montem, when my aunt, who had now exceeded her usual retiring time
by at least half an hour, made a sudden start, upon hearing the chimes
of the old castle clock proclaim a notice of the midnight hour.
"Heavens! boy," said Lady Mary Oldstyle, "what rakes we are! I believe
we must abandon all intention of inviting your friend Bernard here;
for should his conversation prove half as entertaining as these
miscellaneous whims and scraps of his early years, we should, I fear,
often encroach upon the midnight lamp." "You forget, aunt," replied
Horatio, "that the swallow has already commenced his spring habitation
beneath the housings of our bed-room window, that the long summer
evenings will soon be here, and then how delightful would be the society
of an intelligent friend to accompany us in our evening perambulations
through the park, to chat away half an hour with in the hermitage, or to
hold converse on your favourite subject botany, and run through all the
varieties of the _camelia japonica_, or the _magnolia fuscata_; then
too, I will confess, my own selfishness in the proposition, the pleasure
of my friend's company in my fishing excursions, would divest my
favourite amusement of its solitary character." ~106~~ My aunt nodded
assent, drew the cowl of her ancient silk cloak over the back part
of her head, and, with a half-closed eye, muttered out, in tones of
sympathy, her fullest accordance in the proposed arrangement. "I have
only one more trifle to read," said Horatio, "before I conclude the
history of our school-boy days." "We had better have the bed-candles,"
said my aunt. "You had better hear the conclusion, aunt," said
Horatio, "and then we can commence the English Spy with the evening
of to-morrow." My aunt wanted but little excitement to accede to the
request, and that little was much exceeded in the promise of Horatio's
reading Bernard's new work on the succeeding evening, when she had
calculated on being left in solitary singleness by her nephew's visit to
the county ball. "You must know, aunt," said Horatio, "that it has been
a custom, from time immemorial at Eton, for every scholar to write a
farewell ode on his leaving, which is presented to the head master, and
is called a Vale; in addition, some of the most distinguished characters
employ first-rate artists to paint their portraits, which, as a tribute
of respect, they present to the principal. Dr. Barnard had nearly a
hundred of these grateful faces hanging in his sanctum sanctorum,
and the present master bids fair to rival his learned and respected
predecessor. ~107~~ My friend's Vale, like every other production of
his pen, is marked by the distinguishing characteristic eccentricity of
his mind. The idea, I suspect, was suggested by the Earl of Carlisle's
elegant verses, to which he has previously alluded; you will perceive
he has again touched upon the peculiarities of his associates, the
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