In the meantime, the marriage of Miss Meg was consummated, and we have
every disposition to detail the rites and the revels, but they were all
managed in a spirit so much more moderate than Walter’s wedding, that
the feast would seem made up but of the cold bake-meats of the former
banquet. Indeed, Mr. Milrookit, the bridegroom, being, as Leddy Grippy
called him, a waster of wives, having had two before, and who knows
how many more he may have contemplated to have, it would not have been
reasonable to expect that he should allow such a free-handed junketing
as took place on that occasion. Besides this, the dowry with Grippy’s
daughter was not quite so liberal as he had expected; for when the old
man was stipulating for her jointure, he gave him a gentle hint not to
expect too much.
‘Two hundred pounds a-year, Mr. Milrookit,’ said Grippy, ‘is a bare
eneugh sufficiency for my dochter; but I’ll no be overly extortionate,
sin it’s no in my power, even noo, to gie you meikle in hand, and I
would na lead you to expek any great deal hereafter, for ye ken it
has cost me a world o’ pains and ettling to gather the needful to
redeem the Kittlestonheugh, the whilk maun ay gang in the male line;
but failing my three sons and their heirs, the entail gangs to the
heirs-general o’ Meg, so that ye hae a’ to look in that airt; that, ye
maun alloo, is worth something. Howsever, I dinna objek to the two
hundred pounds; but I would like an ye could throw a bit fifty til’t,
just as a cast o’ the hand to mak lucky measure.’
‘I would na begrudge that, Grippy,’ replied the gausey widower of
Dirdumwhamle; ‘but ye ken I hae a sma’ family: the first Mrs. Milrookit
brought me sax sons, and the second had four, wi’ five dochters. It’s
true that the bairns o’ the last clecking are to be provided for by
their mother’s uncle, the auld General wi’ the gout at Lon’on; but my
first family are dependent on mysel’, for, like your Charlie, I made
a calf-love marriage, and my father was na sae kind as ye hae been to
him, for he put a’ past me that he could, and had he no deet amang
hands in one o’ his scrieds wi’ the Lairds o’ Kilpatrick, I’m sure I
canna think what would hae come o’ me and my first wife. So you see,
Grippy’--
‘I wis, Dirdumwhamle,’ interrupted the old man, ‘that ye would either
ca’ me by name or Kittlestonheugh, for the Grippy’s but a pendicle
o’ the family property; and though, by reason o’ the castle being
ta’en down when my grandfather took a wadset on’t frae the public, we
are obligated to live here in this house that was on the land when I
made a conquest o’t again, yet a’ gangs noo by the ancient name o’
Kittlestonheugh, and a dochter of the Walkinshaws o’ the same is a
match for the best laird in the shire, though she had na ither tocher
than her snood and cockernony.’
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