The Entire March Family TrilogyHowells, William Dean
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The Entire March Family Trilogy
Howells, William Dean
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“Basil,” she said, “perhaps we'd better declare some of these things.
What's the duty on those?” she asked, pointing to certain articles.
“I don't know. About a hundred per cent. ad valorem.”
“C'est a dire--?”
“As much as they cost.”
“O then, dearest,” responded Isabel indignantly, “it can't be wrong to
smuggle! I won't declare a thread!”
“That's very well for you, whom they won't ask. But what if they ask me
whether there's anything to declare?”
Isabel looked at her husband and hesitated. Then she replied in terms
that I am proud to record in honor of American womanhood: “You mustn't
fib about--it, Basil” (heroically); “I couldn't respect you if you did,”
(tenderly); “but” (with decision) “you must slip out of it some way!”
The ladies of the Ellison party, to whom she put the case in the parlor,
agreed with her perfectly. They also had done a little shopping in
Quebec, and they meant to do more at Montreal before they returned to
the States. Mrs. Ellison was disposed to look upon Isabel's compunctions
as a kind of treason to the sex, to be forgiven only because so quickly
repented.
The Ellisons were going up the Saguenay before coming on to Boston, and
urged our friends hard to go with them. “No, that must be for another
time,” said Isabel. “Mr. March has to be home by a certain day; and we
shall just get back in season.” Then she made them promise to spend
a day with her in Boston, and the Colonel coming to say that he had a
carriage at the door for their excursion to Lorette, the two parties
bade good-by with affection and many explicit hopes of meeting soon
again.
“What do you think of them, dearest?” demanded Isabel, as she sallied
out with Basil for a final look at Quebec.
“The young lady is the nicest; and the other is well enough, too. She is
a good deal like you, but with the sense of humor left out. You've only
enough to save you.”
“Well, her husband is jolly enough for both of them. He's funnier
than you, Basil, and he hasn't any of your little languid airs and
affectations. I don't know but I'm a bit disappointed in my choice,
darling; but I dare say I shall work out of it. In fact, I don't know
but the Colonel is a little too jolly. This drolling everything is
rather fatiguing.” And having begun, they did not stop till they
had taken their friends to pieces. Dismayed, then, they hastily
reconstructed them, and said that they were among the pleasantest people
they ever knew, and they were really very sorry to part with them, and
they should do everything to make them have a good time in Boston.
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