The Entire March Family TrilogyHowells, William Dean
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The Entire March Family Trilogy
Howells, William Dean
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Fulkerson struck a match against the ribbed side of the porcelain cup
that held the matches in the centre of the table, and lit a cigarette,
which he began to smoke, throwing his head back with a leisurely effect,
as if he had got to the end of at least as much of his story as he meant
to tell without prompting.
March asked him the desired question. “What in the world for?”
Fulkerson took out his cigarette and said, with a smile: “To spend his
money, and get his daughters into the old Knickerbocker society. Maybe
he thought they were all the same kind of Dutch.”
“And has he succeeded?”
“Well, they're not social leaders yet. But it's only a question of
time--generation or two--especially if time's money, and if 'Every Other
Week' is the success it's bound to be.”
“You don't mean to say, Fulkerson,” said March, with a half-doubting,
half-daunted laugh, “that he's your Angel?”
“That's what I mean to say,” returned Fulkerson. “I ran onto him in
Broadway one day last summer. If you ever saw anybody in your life;
you're sure to meet him in Broadway again, sooner or later. That's
the philosophy of the bunco business; country people from the same
neighborhood are sure to run up against each other the first time they
come to New York. I put out my hand, and I said, 'Isn't this Mr. Dryfoos
from Moffitt?' He didn't seem to have any use for my hand; he let me
keep it, and he squared those old lips of his till his imperial stuck
straight out. Ever see Bernhardt in 'L'Etrangere'? Well, the American
husband is old Dryfoos all over; no mustache; and hay-colored
chin-whiskers cut slanting froze the corners of his mouth. He cocked
his little gray eyes at me, and says he: 'Yes, young man; my name
is Dryfoos, and I'm from Moffitt. But I don't want no present of
Longfellow's Works, illustrated; and I don't want to taste no fine teas;
but I know a policeman that does; and if you're the son of my old friend
Squire Strohfeldt, you'd better get out.' 'Well, then,' said I, 'how
would you like to go into the newspaper syndicate business?' He gave
another look at me, and then he burst out laughing, and he grabbed my
hand, and he just froze to it. I never saw anybody so glad.
“Well, the long and the short of it was that I asked him round here to
Maroni's to dinner; and before we broke up for the night we had settled
the financial side of the plan that's brought you to New York.”
“I can see,” said Fulkerson, who had kept his eyes fast on March's face,
“that you don't more than half like the idea of Dryfoos. It ought to
give you more confidence in the thing than you ever had. You needn't be
afraid,” he added, with some feeling, “that I talked Dryfoos into the
thing for my own advantage.”
“Oh, my dear Fulkerson!” March protested, all the more fervently because
he was really a little guilty.
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