The Entire March Family TrilogyHowells, William Dean
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The Entire March Family Trilogy
Howells, William Dean
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“No, I couldn't do it decently; and no doubt he'd snub me as I deserved
if I intruded upon him. Let's wait for fortune to reveal him.”
“Well, I suppose I must, but it's dreadful; it's really dreadful. You
can easily see that's distinction,” she continued, as her hero moved
about the promenade and gently but loftily made a way for himself among
the other passengers and favored the scenery through his opera-glass
from one point and another. He spoke to no one, and she reasonably
supposed that he did not know English.
In the mean time it was drawing near the hour of dinner, but no dinner
appeared. Twelve, one, two came and went, and then at last came the
dinner, which had been delayed, it seemed, till the cook could recruit
his energies sufficiently to meet the wants of double the number he had
expected to provide for. It was observable of the officers and crew
of the Banshee, that while they did not hold themselves aloof from the
passengers in the disdainful American manner, they were of feeble mind,
and not only did everything very slowly (in the usual Canadian fashion),
but with an inefficiency that among us would have justified them in
being insolent. The people sat down at several successive tables to the
worst dinner that ever was cooked; the ladies first, and the gentlemen
afterwards, as they made conquest of places. At the second table, to
Basil's great satisfaction, he found a seat, and on his right hand the
distinguished foreigner.
“Naturally, I was somewhat abashed,” he said in the account he was
presently called to give Isabel of the interview, “but I remembered that
I was an American citizen, and tried to maintain a decent composure.
For several minutes we sat silent behind a dish of flabby cucumbers,
expecting the dinner, and I was wondering whether I should address him
in French or German,--for I knew you'd never forgive me if I let slip
such a chance,--when he turned and spoke himself.”
“O what did he say, dearest?”
He said, “Pretty tejious waitin,' ain't it? in she best New York State
accent.”
“You don't mean it!” gasped Isabel.
“But I do. After that I took courage to ask what his cross and
double-headed eagle meant. He showed the condescension of a true
nobleman. 'O,' says he, 'I'm glad you like it, and it's not the least
offense to ask,' and he told me. Can you imagine what it is? It's the
emblem of the fifty-fourth degree in the secret society he belongs to!”
“I don't believe it!”
“Well, ask him yourself, then,” returned Basil; “he's a very good
fellow. 'O, that stare! nothing but high birth and long descent could
give it!'” he repeated, abominably implying that he had himself had no
share in their common error.
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