The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
"Well, boys, this appears to be a responsible gathering, an unusually
responsible one. It is gratifying to see you approaching such subjects
with serious purpose and earnestness. It is gratifying that the leaders
of this school" (here his glance rested fondly on Wash Simmons, Crazy
Opdyke and the Coffee Cooler, prominently placed) "that the earnest,
purposeful boys show this interest in the political welfare of the
nation. Mr. Baldwin's plan seems to me to be a most excellent one.
I am in hearty accord with its motive. We cannot begin too soon to
interest the youth, the intelligent, serious youth of our country in
honest government and clean political methods." (Hickey, in noble
effacement by the window-seat, here gazed dreamily over the campus to
the red circle of houses.) "Much can be accomplished from the earnest
and purposeful pursuit of this instructive experiment. The experiment
should be educational in the largest sense; the more I study it the
more worthy it appears. I should not be surprised if your experiment
should attract the consideration of the educational world. Mr. Baldwin,
it gives me pleasure to express to you my thanks and my gratification
for the authorship of so worthy an undertaking. I will leave you to a
discussion of the necessary details."
"Well, boys," said Baldwin briskly, "let me briefly outline the plan
agreed upon. The election shall be for a school council, before which
legislation affecting the interests of the school shall come. Each
of the four forms shall elect two representatives, each of the ten
houses shall elect one representative, making a deliberative body of
eighteen. In view of the fact that the approaching national election
might inject unnecessary bitterness if the election should be on
national issues, we have decided, on the very excellent suggestion
of Hicks, who has indeed given many valuable suggestions" (Hickey
looked preternaturally solemn), "to have the election on a matter of
school policy, and have settled upon the athletic finances as an issue
of sufficient interest and yet one that can be calmly and orderly
discussed. At present, the management of the athletic finances is in
the hands of selected officers from the fourth form. The issue, then,
is whether this method shall be continued or whether a member of the
faculty shall administer the finances. I should suggest Federalists and
Anti-Federalists as names for the parties you will form. One week will
be given to campaigning and the election will take place according to
the Australian ballot system. Now, boys, I wish you success. You will
acquire a taste for public combat and a facility in the necessary art
of politics that will nurture in you a desire to enter public life,
to take your part in the fight for honest politics, clean methods,
independent thinking, and will make you foes of intimidation, bribery,
cheating and that demagoguery that is the despair of our present
system.
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