The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
"Gentlemen, I have the honour of bidding you farewell," he said,
loftily. "The voice of freedom has been stifled. This great party
is in the hands of commercial interests and private privilege. This
is nothing but a Dickinson House sinecure. I retire, I withdraw, I
shake the dust from my feet. I depart, but I shall not sleep, I shall
not rest, I shall neither forget nor forgive. Remember, gentlemen of
the Anti-Federalist party, this hour, and when in the stillness of
the night you hear the swish of the poisoned arrow, the swirl of the
tomahawk, the thud of the secret stone, pause and say to yourself,
'Crazy Opdyke done it!'"
"It is unfortunate," said Cheyenne, when Crazy had departed, "most
unfortunate, but that's politics."
"Crazy has no influence," said Wash, contemptuously.
"He has our secrets," said Cheyenne gloomily.
"Let's get to work," said Macnooder. "You can bet Tough McCarthy's on
the job; his father's an alderman."
At six o'clock the campaign was off with a rush. At seven the head
master, all unsuspecting, stepped out from Foundation House, cast
one fond glance at the familiar school, reposing peacefully in the
twilight, and departed to carry the message of increased liberty in
primary education to a waiting conference at Boston. Shortly after,
a delegation of the school faculty, who had just learned of the
prospective campaign, hurried over in amazed, indignant and incredulous
protest. They missed the head master by ten minutes--but ten minutes
make history.
"Jiminy crickets!"
"Suffering Moses!"
"Call Hickey!"
"Tell Hickey!"
"Hickey, stick your head out of the window!"
Hickey, slumbering peacefully, in that choicest period between the
rising bell and breakfast, leaped to the middle of the floor at the
uproar that suddenly resounded through the Dickinson.
He thrust his head out of the window and beheld from the upper
stories of the Griswold an immense white sheet sagging in the breeze,
displaying in crude red-flannel letters the following device:
NO APRON-STRINGS FOR US
THE FEDERAL PARTY
WILL FIGHT TO THE END
FACULTY USURPATION
Hardly had his blinking eyes become accustomed to the sight when a
fresh uproar broke out on the other side of the Dickinson.
"Hully Gee!"
"Look at the Kennedy!"
"Great cats and little kittens!"
"Snakes alive!"
"Look at the Kennedy, will you!"
"Hickey, oh you, Hickey!"
At the sound of Macnooder's voice in distress, Hickey realised the
situation was serious and rushed across the hall. He found Macnooder
with stern and belligerent gaze fixed out of the window. From the
Kennedy House another banner insolently displayed this amazing
proclamation:
DOWN WITH THE GOO-GOOS
LAWRENCEVILLE SHALL NOT BE
A KINDERGARTEN.
RALLY TO THE FEDERALISTS AND
DOWN THE DICKINSON GOO-GOOS
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