IT'S ALL OVER, BOYS FEDERALISM IS IN THE SOUP FEDERALISTS THE UPPER HOUSE MYRMIDONS THE DAVIS JAYHAWKERS THE WOODHULL SORE HEADS THE KENNEDY MUCKERS ANTI-FEDERALISTS THE ROUSE INVINCIBLES THE CLEVE INDEPENDENTS THE GRISWOLD INTELLECTUALS THE GREEN MUGWUMPS THE DICKINSON SCHOLARS THE HAMILL MISSIONARIES GOOD-BYE, FEDS! GOOD-BYE! "Now for a few personal references," said Crazy, smiling happily at the howls that greeted his first effort. "Egghead, shove them right along." Another series was put forth: WHY, WOODHULL, DID WE STEAL YOUR ICE CREAM? IS TOUGH MCCARTHY'S GANG OF BALLOT-STUFFERS WITH YOU? WE ARE NOT FOURTH-FORM PUPPY DOGS HELLO, TOUGH, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A PUPPY DOG? "What are they shouting now?" said Hickey, peering over at the turbulent chaos below. "They are re-questing us to come out!" said the Egghead. The night was filled with the shrieks of the helpless Feds. "Come out!" "We dare you to come out!" "Come out, you Dickinson Goo-Goos." "Why, they're really getting excited," said Hickey. "They're hopping right up and down." "We will give them a declaration of principles," said Crazy. "Egghead, give them the principles; Hickey, notify the orators to prepare the compressed arguments. The word is 'BIFF.'" Hickey went tumbling upstairs; the Egghead delivered the new series. WHY, FEDS, DON'T GET PEEVISH THIS IS AN ORDERLY CAMPAIGN A QUIET, ORDERLY CAMPAIGN REMEMBER, WE MUST UPLIFT THE NATION Outside, the chorus of hoots and cat-calls gave way to a steady rhythmic chant: GOO-GOOS, GOO-GOOS, GOO-GOOS! "How unjust!" said Crazy, sadly. "We must clear ourselves; we must nail the lie--in a quiet, orderly way! Let her go, Egghead; Cheyenne, give Hickey the cue." On the sheet suddenly flashed out: WE ARE GOO-GOOS, ARE WE? =BIFF!= At the same moment, from a dozen windows descended a terrific broadside of middle-aged eggs, assorted vegetables and squashy fruit. The Federalist forces, utterly off their guard, dripping with egg and tomato, vanished like a heap of leaves before a whirlwind, while from the Anti-Federalist houses exultant shrieks of victory burst forth. "If we are to be called Goo-Goos," said Crazy, proudly, "we have, at least, made Goo-Goo a term of honour." "To-morrow should be a very critical day in the campaign," said Macnooder, pensively.