The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
"For no reason at all," answered the Doctor, smoothly. "There is no
reason, there can be no reason, Hicks. We're just naturally going to
make up our minds to part with you. You see, Hicks," he continued,
tilting back and gazing reminiscently at the ceiling, "we've had
a rather agitated session here, rather extraordinary. The trouble
seems to have broken out in the Dickinson about the time of the
little surprise party at which Mr. Tapping did not assist! Then a
few days later our chapel service was disturbed and our janitor put
to considerable trouble; next the school routine was thrown into
confusion by the removal of the clapper. We passed a very disagreeable
period--much confusion, very little study, and the nerves of the
faculty were thrown into such a state that even you, Hicks, were
suspected.
[Illustration: "'He hadn't any proof,' he said, brokenly, 'no
proof--damn him!'"]
Then there was the political campaign, a subject too painful to
analyse. Last night we lost a great deal of sleep--and sleep is most
necessary to the growing boy. All these events have followed with great
regularity, and while they have not lacked in picturesqueness, we have,
we fear, been forgetting the main object of our life here--to study a
little."
"Doctor, I----" broke in Hickey.
"No, Hicks, you misunderstand me," said the Doctor, reproachfully. "All
this is true, but that is not why we are going to let you go. We are
going to let you go, Hicks, for a much more conscientious reason; we're
parting with you, Hicks, because we feel we no longer have anything to
teach you."
"Doctor, I'd like to know," began Hickey, with a great lump in his
throat. Then he stopped and looked at the floor. He knew his hour had
sounded.
"Hicks, we part in sorrow," said the Doctor, "but we have the greatest
faith in your career. We expect in a few years to claim you as one of
our foremost alumni. Perhaps some day you will give us a library which
we will name after you. No, don't be disheartened. We have the greatest
admiration for your talents, admiration and respect. Anyone who can
persuade two hundred and fifty keen-eyed Lawrenceville boys to pay
one dollar apiece for silver gilt scrap-iron souvenirs worth eleven
cents apiece because they may or may not be genuine bits of a stolen
clapper--anyone who can do that is needed in the commercial development
of our country."
"Doctor, do you--do you call this justice?" said Hickey, with tears in
his voice.
"No," said the Doctor, frankly, "I call it a display of force. You see,
Hicks, you've beaten us at every point, and so all we can do is to let
you go."
"I'll hire a lawyer," said Hicks, brokenly.
"I thought you would," said the Doctor, "only I hope you will be easy
on us, Hicks, for we haven't much money for damage suits."
"Then I'm to be fired," said Hickey, forcing back the tears, "fired
just for nothing!"
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