The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
The Doctor was in no pleasant mood. The theft of the clapper, coming so
soon upon the incident of the skeleton, had roused his fighting blood.
His discourse was terse, to the point, and uncompromising. There could
no longer be any doubt that individuals were in rebellion against the
peace and discipline of the school. He would accept the defiance. If
it was to be war, war it should be. It was for the majority to say how
long they, the law-abiding, the studious, the decent, would suffer
from the reckless outrages of a few without standards or seriousness
of purpose. The clapper would not be replaced. All marks for tardiness
and absence from recitations would be doubled, and the moment any
total reached twenty, that boy would be immediately suspended from the
institution. The clapper would not be replaced until the school itself
replaced it!
Hickey drank in the sweet discourse, revelling in the buzz of
conjecture that rose about him, concentrating all his powers on
appearing innocent and unconcerned before the fusillade of admiring,
alluring glances that spontaneously sought him out.
The school went to the recitation rooms joyfully, discussing how best
to draw from the ultimatum all the amusement possible. By the afternoon
every boy was armed with an alarm clock, which he carried into each
recitation, placing it in the aisle at his feet after a solicitous
comparison of the time with his neighbours. Five minutes before the
close of the hour the bombardment would begin, and as each clock
exploded the owner would grab it up frantically and depart for the next
recitation in a gallop. Bright happy days, when even the monotony of
the classroom disappeared under the expectation of a sudden alarm!
With a perfect simulation of seriousness, expeditions, known as clapper
parties, were organised to search for the missing clapper. Orchards,
gardens, streams,--nothing was spared in the search. Complaints
began to pour in from neighbouring farmers with threats of defending
their property with shotguns. The school gardener arrived in a panic
to implore protection for his lawns. Then the alarm clocks became
strangely unreliable. At every moment the sound of the alarm, singly,
or in bunches, was heard in the halls of Memorial. Several of the older
members of the faculty, who were addicted to insomnia and nervous
indigestion, sent in their ultimatum. Thus forced to a decision, the
head master compromised. He had the clapper replaced and assessed the
school for the costs.
During those glorious, turbulent days, Hickey perceived with melancholy
that Tabby still persisted in suspecting him. It was disheartening, but
there was no blinking the fact. Tabby suspected him!
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