The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
At the table Tabby's eyes restlessly returned again and again in his
direction. Tabby's ears were strained to catch the slightest word
he might utter, in fact, everything in Tabby's bearing indicated a
malignant determination to see in him the author of every escapade.
This fresh injustice roused Hickey's ire to such an extent that despite
the cautious Macnooder he determined upon a further deed of bravado.
One morning Mr. Lorenzo Blackstone Tapping, exactly as Hickey planned,
perceived a curious watch charm on Hickey's watch chain, which he soon
made out to be a miniature silver clapper. Immediately suspicious, he
noticed that every boy in the room was in a state of excitement. On
examining them he discovered that every waistcoat was adorned with
the same suspect emblem. During the day a chance remark overheard,
revealed to him the fact that Hickey was selling the souvenirs at a
dollar apiece. Assuredly here was an important clue. That afternoon
all his doubts were answered. He was seated at his study window when
his attention was attracted by a group directly beneath. Against the
wall Hickey was standing, with a large box under his arm, selling
souvenirs as fast as he could make change to the breathless crowd
which augmented at every moment.
Meanwhile, Hickey, fully aware of his enemy's proximity, took special
pains that the conversation should carry. About him the excited crowd
pressed in a frantic endeavour to purchase before the store was
exhausted.
To all inquiries Hickey maintained a dark secrecy.
"I'm saying nothing, fellows, nothing at all," he said with a canny
smile; "it isn't wise sometimes to do much talking. The impression
has somehow got around that these little 'suveneers' are made out of
the original clapper. I'm not responsible for that impression, gents,
and I make no remarks thereupon. These little 'suveneers' I hold in
my hand are silver-plated--_silver-plated_, gents, and when a thing
is silver-plated there must be something inside. And I further remark
that these 'suveneers' will sell for one dollar apiece only until
five o'clock, that after that time they will sell at one dollar and a
half, and I further remark that there are only forty-five left!" Then
rattling the box he continued with simulated innocence, "Nothing but
a 'suveneer,' gents, nothing guaranteed. We sell nothing under false
pretences!"
At half past four he had sold the last of a lot of two hundred and
fifty amid scenes of excitement worthy of Wall Street.
At five o'clock, Hickey received a summons to Foundation House. There
to his delight he found the head master in the company of Mr. Tapping.
Hickey entered with the candour of a cherub, plainly quite at loss as
to the object of the summons.
"Hicks," said the head master in his solemnest tones, "you are under
very grave suspicion."
"Me, sir?" said Hickey in ungrammatical astonishment.
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