The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
"Hicks, it has come to my knowledge that you are selling as souvenirs
bits of the clapper that was stolen from the gymnasium."
"May I ask, sir," said Hickey with indignation, "who has accused me?"
At this Mr. Tapping spoke up severely:
"I have informed the Doctor of facts which have come into my
possession."
"Sir," said Hickey, addressing the head master, "Mr. Tapping has
_honoured_ me with his enmity for a long while. He has not even
hesitated to _threaten_ me. I am not surprised that he should accuse
me, only I insist that he state what evidence he has for bringing this
accusation."
"Doctor, allow me," said Mr. Tapping, somewhat ill at ease. Then
turning to Hickey he said, with the air of a cross-examiner: "Hicks,
are you or are you not selling souvenirs at one dollar apiece, in the
shape of small silver clappers?"
"Certainly."
"Made out of the original clapper?"
"Certainly _not_!"
"What!" exclaimed the amazed Tapping.
"Certainly not."
"Do you mean to say that two hundred and fifty boys would have bought
those souvenirs at a dollar apiece for any other reason than that they
contained a bit of the stolen clapper?"
Hickey smiled proudly.
"They may have been under that impression."
"Because you told them!"
"No, sir," said Hickey with righteous anger. "You have no right, sir,
to say such a thing. On the contrary, I refused to answer one way or
the other. You listened this afternoon from your window and you heard
exactly my answer. If you will do me the _justice_, sir, to tell the
Doctor what I did say, I shall be very much obliged to you."
"Enough, Hicks," said the head master with a frown. "Answer me
directly. Are these watch charms made up out of the original clapper?"
"No, sir."
The Doctor, in his turn, looked amazed.
"Come, Hicks, that is not possible," he said. "I warn you I shall trace
them without any difficulty."
Then Hickey smiled, a long delicious smile of culminating triumph.
Slowly he drew forth from his pocket an envelope, from which he
produced a legal document.
"If you will kindly read this, sir," he said, tending it with deepest
respect.
The Doctor took it, glanced curiously at Hickey, and then began to
read. Presently his face relaxed, and despite a struggle a smile
appeared. Then he handed the document to Mr. Tapping, who read as
follows:
* * * * *
I, John J. Goodsell, representing the firm of White, Brown and Bangs,
jewellers of Trenton, New Jersey, take oath that I have this day
engaged to manufacture for William Orville Hicks of the Lawrenceville
school 250 small clappers, design submitted, of iron plated with
silver, and that the iron which forms the foundation comes from
scrap-iron entirely furnished by us.
Sworn to in the presence of notary.
JOHN J. GOODSELL.
Attached to the document was a bill as follows:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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