The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
At last, one night, unable to bear the strain longer, Lovely went to
his room resolved to end it. He bided his opportunity, gazing with
unseeing eyes at the pages of the divine Virgil. Finally he raised
his head and said, abruptly: "Say, Lazelle, what do you think of our
chances for the football championship?"
"Fair, only fair," said the Gutter, glad for any excuse to stop
studying. "The Davis and the Dickinson look better to me."
"How long has it been since we won?" said Lovely, scarcely breathing.
"Let me see," said the Gutter Pup, unsuspecting. "We won the fall I
fought Legs Brownell behind the Davis house."
"Lazelle," said Lovely, rising desperately, "I can lick you!"
"What?"
"I can lick you!"
"Hello," said the Gutter Pup, considering him in amazement; "what does
this mean?"
"It means I can lick you," repeated Lovely doggedly, advancing and
clenching his fists.
"You want a fight?"
"I do."
"Why, bully for you!"
The Gutter Pup considered, joyfully, with a glance at the clock.
"It's too late now to pull it off. We'll let it go until to-morrow
night. Besides, you'll be in better condition then, and you can watch
your food, which is important. I'll notify Hickey. You don't mind
fighting by lamplight?"
"Huh!"
"Of course, we'll fight under the auspices of the Sporting Club,
with a ring and sponges and that sort of thing," said the Gutter Pup
cheerfully. "You'll like it. It's a secret organisation and it's a
great honour to belong. Hickey, at the Dickinson, got it up. He's
president, and referees. I'm the official timekeeper, but that don't
matter. They'll arrange for seconds and all that sort of thing, and
Doc Macnooder is always there for medical assistance. You're sure the
lights won't bother you?"
"No."
"It's a queer effect, though. First time I fought Snapper Bell----"
"Lazelle," said Lovely, choking with rage, "I can lick you, right
now--here--and I don't believe you ever licked anyone in your life!"
"Look here, freshman," said the Gutter Pup, at once on his dignity;
"I've stood enough of your impertinence. You'll do just as I say, and
you'll act like a gentleman and a sport and not like a member of the
Seventy-second Street gang. We'll fight like sportsmen, to-morrow, at
midnight, under the auspices of the Sporting Club, in the baseball
cage, and until then I'll dispense with your conversation! Do you hear
me?"
Lovely Mead felt the justice of the reproof. Yes, he _had_ acted like
a member of the Seventy-second Street gang! He glanced up at the
photograph (slightly spotted) of John L., and he thought of Ivanhoe
and the Three Musketeers, and Sir Nigel of the White Company, and
presently he said, tentatively:
"I say----"
No answer.
"Lazelle----"
Still no answer.
"Say, I want to--to apologise. You're right about the Seventy-second
Street gang. I'm sorry."
"All right," said the Gutter Pup, not quite appeased. "I'm glad you
apologised."
"But we fight to-morrow--to the end--to the limit!"
"You're on!"
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