The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
"They're both going!"
With a gradual, deliberate motion, Lovely and the Gutter Pup sat down,
still affectionately embraced; then, wavering a moment, careened over
and lay blissfully unconscious. Amazement and perplexity burst forth.
"Why, they're done for!"
"They're out--they're both out!"
"Sure enough."
"What happens?"
"Who wins?"
"Well, did you ever----"
Suddenly Hickey, standing forward, began to count:
"One, two, three----"
"What's he doing that for?"
"Aren't they both down?"
"Four, five, six, seven----"
"But Lovely went first!"
"No, the Gutter Pup."
"Eight, nine, _TEN_!" cried Hickey. "I declare both men down and out.
The Sporting Club will register one knockout to the credit of the
Gutter Pup and one to Lovely Mead. All bets off. The Welsh Rabbit will
proceed to return that watch!!"
* * * * *
At seven o'clock the next morning Lovely, from his delicious bed, gazed
across at the swollen head of the Gutter Pup. At the same instant the
Gutter Pup, opening his eyes, perceived the altered map of Lovely's
features.
"Lovely," he said brokenly, "you're the finest ever. You're a man after
my own heart!"
"Razzle-dazzle," replied Lovely, choking, "you're the finest sport and
gentleman in the land. I love you better than a brother."
"Lovely, that was the greatest fight that has ever been fought," said
the Gutter Pup. "You are the daisy scrapper!"
"Razzle-dazzle----"
"Call me Gutter Pup."
"Gutter Pup, you've got the nerve market cornered."
"Lovely, I haven't felt so happy since the day I stood up five
rounds----"
Suddenly the Gutter Pup stopped and added apologetically: "Say, Lovely,
honest, does my au-to-biography annoy you?"
And Lovely replied happily:
"No, Gutter Pup, honest--not now."
[Illustration: chapter title decoration--THE HERO OF AN HOUR]
THE HERO OF AN HOUR
George Barker Smith was one of the four-hundred-odd boys whose names
figure in the school catalogue at the commencement of each year. He had
passed from the shell into the first form, from the first form into the
second, where he had remained an extra year, during the elongating,
dormant period of his growth, and another year, during the dormant,
elongating one. Then in the seventh year of his career he finally
achieved the fourth form and entered the Upper House.
During this generous stay he had done nothing to distinguish himself
from his neighbour. He had never accomplished anything heroic,
attempted anything daring, or done anything ridiculous. After seven
years his record was so blank that even the fertile imaginations of
Hickey and Macnooder could find nothing on which to hang a nickname.
Besides, it is doubtful if they ever stopped to think of George Barker
Smith. He filled in, he was the average--a part of the great background
of school life, which made up the second teams in athletic contests
and substituted occasionally on the banjo and mandolin clubs, after
borrowing a dress suit across the hall.
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