The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
"Pass over your list and let's see the company you're going to
introduce her to," said Hickey, stretching out his hand for the
dance-card. "Ah, I must congratulate you, my boy; your selection is
magnificent; the young lady will be charmed." He flipped the card
disdainfully to the Egghead, saying, "A bunch of freaks!"
"Hang it all!" said the Egghead, "that's too hard on any girl. A fine
opinion she'll have of Lawrenceville fellows! We can't stand for that."
"Look here," said the Kid, suddenly. "Turkey is at fault, and has got
to be punished. Here's what we'll do, though: let's each take a dance
on condition that Turkey takes her out to supper."
"Oh, I say!" protested Turkey, who had other plans.
The others acclaimed the plan gleefully, rejoicing in his discomfiture,
until Turkey, driven to a corner, was forced to capitulate.
That evening on the esplanade he called Snookers to him, and resting
his hand affectionately on the little fellow's shoulder, said: "Old
man, do you want to do me a favour?"
"Sure."
"I'm filling up a girl's card for the Prom, and I want you to help me
out."
"Certainly; give me a couple, if the girl's the real thing."
"Much obliged. I'll put your name down."
"Second and fifth. Say, who is she?"
"Oh, some relative of Sawtelle's--you remember you used to go with him
a good deal in the Dickinson. It's his sister."
"Whew!" said Snookers, with a long-drawn whistle. "Say, give me three
more, will you?"
"Hardly," answered Turkey, with a laugh; "but I'll spare you another."
"I didn't think it quite fair to the girl," he explained later, "to
give her too big a dose of Snookers. Queer, though, how eager the
little brute was!"
* * * * *
The last week dragged interminably in multiplied preparations for
the great event. In the evenings the war of strings resounded across
the campus from the "gym," where the Banjo and Mandolin clubs strove
desperately to perfect themselves for the concert. The Dramatic Club,
in sudden fear, crowded the day with rehearsals, while from the window
of Room 65, Upper, the voice of Biddy Hampton, soloist of the Glee
Club, was heard chanting "The Pride of the House is Papa's Baby" behind
doors stout enough to resist the assaults of his neighbours.
Oil-stoves and flatirons immediately came into demand, cushions
were rolled back from window-seats, and trousers that were limp and
discouraged, grew smooth and well-creased under the pressure of the hot
iron. Turkey and Doc Macnooder, who from their long experience in the
Dickinson had become expert tailors, advertised on the bulletin board:
REITER AND MACNOODER
BON TON TAILORS
Trousers neatly pressed, at fifteen cents per pair; all
payments strictly cash--_in advance_.
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