The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
He had never known what homesickness was before. He had had a
premonition of it, perhaps, from time to time during the last week,
wondering a little in the classroom as each day Snorky Green, beside
him, calculated the days until Easter, then the hours, then the
minutes. He had watched him with an amused, uncomprehending interest.
Why was he so anxious to be off? After all, he, the Big Man, found it
a pleasant place, after the wearisome life from hotel to hotel. He
liked the boys; they were kind to him, and looked after his moral and
spiritual welfare with bluff but affectionate solicitude. It is true,
one was always hungry, and only ten and a half hours' sleep was a
refinement of cruelty unworthy of a great institution.
But it was pleasant running over to the jigger-shop and doing errands
for giants like Reiter and Butcher Stevens, with the privileges of
the commission. He liked to be tumbled in the grass by the great
tackle of the football eleven, or thrown gently from arm to arm like a
medicine-ball, quits for the privileges of pommelling his big friends
_ad libitum_ and without fear of reprisals. And then what a privilege
to be allowed to run out on the field and fetch the nose-guard or
useless bandage, thrown down haphazard, with the confidence that he,
the Big Man, was there to fetch and guard! Then he was permitted to
share their studies, to read slowly from handy, literal translations,
his head cushioned on the Egghead's knee, while the lounging group
swore genially at Pius Æneas or sympathised with Catiline. He shagged
elusive balls and paraded the bats at shoulder-arms. He opened the
mail, and sorted it, fetching the bag from Farnum's. He was even
allowed to stand treat to the mighty men of the house whenever the
change in his pocket became too heavy for comfort.
In return he was taught to box, to wind tennis rackets, to blacken
shoes, to crease trousers, and sew on the buttons of the house.
Nothing was lacking to his complete happiness.
Then lately he had begun to realise that there was something else in
the school life, outside it, but very much a part of it--vacation.
At first the idea of quitting such a fascinating life was quite
incomprehensible to him. What gorging dinner-party could compare with
the thrill of feasting at midnight on crackers and cheese, devilled
ham, boned chicken, mince pie and root beer, by the light of a solitary
candle, with the cracks of the doors and windows smothered with rugs
and blankets, listening at every mouthful for the tread of the master
that sometimes (oh, acme of delight!) actually passed unsuspectingly by
the door?
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