The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
It was, therefore, with feelings of the acutest interest that he
waited, in the upper corridor of Memorial Hall, on the opening morning
of the spring term, for the appearance of Mr. Baldwin, the new recruit
to the mathematics department. The Hall was choked with old boys
chattering over the doings of the Easter vacation, calling back and
forth, punching one another affectionately or critically examining the
returning stragglers.
"His name is Ernest Garrison Baldwin," said the Gutter Pup. "Just
graduated, full of honours and that sort of thing."
"He ought to be easy," said Crazy Opdyke, hopefully.
"These mathematical sharks are always fancy markers," interposed
Macnooder.
"If I'm stuck in the first row," said the Egghead gloomily, "it's all
up--I never could do anything with figures."
"If we want short lessons," said Hickey, waking out of his reverie,
"we've all got to flunk in the beginning."
At this Machiavellian analysis there was a chorus of assent.
"Sure."
"Hickey's the boy!"
"Red Dog and Poler Fox have got to be kept down."
"We're not pack-horses."
"Say, is he green?"
"Sure--never taught before."
"Cheese it--he's coming."
The group stood aside, intent on the arrival of the new adversary.
They saw a stiff young man, already bald, with a set, affable manner
and a pervading smile of cordiality, who entered the classroom with a
confident step, after a nodded:
"Ah, boys--good-morning."
The class filed in, eyeing the natural enemy closely for the first
indications of value to aid them in the approaching conflicts.
"He's awfully serious," said the Egghead to his neighbour.
"He'll try to drive us," replied Macnooder, with instinctive resentment.
Hickey said nothing, absorbed in contemplation of a momentous
question--how would the new master hear recitations? To solve a
master's system is to be prepared in advance, and with the exception
of the Roman's there was not a system which he had not solved. Popular
masters, like Pa Dater, called you up every third day, which is
eminently just and conducive to a high standard of scholarship. The
Muffin Head, in stealthy craftiness, had a way of calling you up twice
in succession after you had flunked and were expecting a brief period
of immunity; but this system once solved gave ample opportunity to
redeem yourself. The Doctor, wiser than the rest, wrote each name on
a card, shuffled the pack and called for a recitation according to
chance--but even the Doctor left the pack on his desk, nor counted
the cards as all careful players should. Other masters, like Tapping
and Baronson, trusted to their intuitions, seizing upon the boy whose
countenance betrayed a lurking apprehension. Hickey took kindly to this
method and had thrived amazingly, by sudden flagrant inattentions or
noticeable gazing out of the windows, which invariably procured him a
staccato summons to recite just as the recitation neared the limited
portion he had studied.
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