"No fountain from a rocky cave E'er tripped with foot so free; She seemed as happy as a wave That dances on the sea." A girl is always like that, when everything's right with her. VIOLET. But, surely, one must be sad sometimes? L. Yes, Violet and dull sometimes and stupid sometimes, and cross sometimes. What must be, must; but it is always either our own fault, or somebody else's. The last and worst thing that can be said of a nation is, that it has made its young girls sad, and weary. MAY. But I am sure I have heard a great many good people speak against dancing? L. Yes, May, but it does not follow they were wise as well as good. I suppose they think Jeremiah liked better to have to write Lamentations for his people, than to have to write that promise for them, which everybody seems to hurry past, that they may get on quickly to the verse about Rachel weeping for her children, though the verse they pass is the counter blessing to that one: "Then shall the virgin rejoice in the dance; and both young men and old together, and I will turn their mourning into joy." (The children get very serious, but look at each other, as if pleased.) MARY. They understand now: but, do you know what you said next? L. Yes, I was not more than half asleep. I said their second virtue was dressing. MARY. Well! what did you mean by that? L. What do YOU mean by dressing? MARY. Wearing fine clothes. L. Ah! there's the mistake. _I_ mean wearing plain ones. MARY. Yes, I daresay I but that's not what girls understand by dressing, you know. L. I can't help that. If they understand by dressing, buying dresses, perhaps they also understand by drawing, buying pictures. But when I hear them say they can draw, I understand that they can make a drawing; and when I hear them say they can dress, I understand that they can make a dress and--which is quite as difficult--wear one. DORA. I'm not sure about the making; for the wearing, we can all wear them--out, before anybody expects it. EGYPT (aside to L., piteously). Indeed I have mended that torn flounce quite neatly; look if I haven't! L. (aside, to EGYPT). All right; don't be afraid. (Aloud to DORA.) Yes, doubtless; but you know that is only a slow way of UNdressing. DORA. Then, we are all to learn dress-making, are we? L. Yes; and always to dress yourselves beautifully--not finely, unless on occasion; but then very finely and beautifully, too. Also, you are to dress as many other people as you can; and to teach them how to dress, if they don't know; and to consider every ill-dressed woman or child whom you see anywhere, as a personal disgrace; and to get at them, somehow, until everybody is as beautifully dressed as birds. (Silence; the children drawing their breaths hard, as if they had come from under a shower bath.)