The Every-day Book and Table Book, v. 1 (of 3): or Everlasting Calendar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the AlmanacHone, William
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The Every-day Book and Table Book, v. 1 (of 3): or Everlasting Calendar of Popular Amusements, Sports, Pastimes, Ceremonies, Manners, Customs and Events, Incident to Each of the Three Hundred and Sixty-five Days, in past and Present Times; Forming a Complete History of the Year, Month, and Seasons, and a Perpetual Key to the Almanac
Hone, William
Days; Great Britain -- Social life and customs
If any one desire to visit this spot of ancient renown, let him descend
from Holborn-bars to the very bottom of Grays-inn-lane. On the left-hand
side formerly stood a considerable hill, whereon were wont to climb and
browze certain mountain goats of the metropolis, in common language
called swine; the hill was the largest heap of cinder-dust in the
neighbourhood of London. It was formed by the annual accumulation of
some thousands of cart loads, since exported to Russia for making bricks
to rebuild Moscow, after the conflagration of that capital on the
entrance of Napoleon. Opposite to this unsightly site, and on the
right-hand side of the road is an angle-wise faded inscription:
[Illustration: S^{T}. CHAD’S WELL.]
It stands, or rather dejects, over an elderly pair of wooden gates, one
whereof opens on a scene which the unaccustomed eye may take for the
pleasure-ground of Giant Despair. Trees stand as if made not to
vegetate, clipped hedges seem willing to decline, and nameless weeds
straggle weakly upon unlimited borders. If you look upwards you perceive
painted on an octagon board “Health Restored and Preserved.” Further on
towards the left, stands a low, old-fashioned, comfortable-looking,
large windowed dwelling; and ten to one, but there also stands, at the
open door, an ancient ailing female, in a black bonnet, a clean coloured
cotton gown, and a check apron; her silver hair only in part tucked
beneath the narrow border of a frilled cap, with a sedate and patient,
yet, somewhat inquiring look. This is “the Lady of the _Well_.” She
gratuitously informs you, that “the gardens” of “St. Chad’s well” are
“for circulation” by paying for the water, of which you may drink as
much, or as little, or nothing, as you please, at one guinea per year,
9_s._ 6_d._ quarterly, 4_s._ 6_d._ monthly, or 1_s._ 6_d._ weekly. You
qualify for a single visit by paying sixpence, and a large glass tumbler
full of warm water is handed to you. As a stranger, you are told, that
“St. Chad’s well was famous at one time.” Should you be inquisitive, the
dame will instruct you, with an earnest eye, that “people are not what
they were,” “things are not as they used to be,” and she “can’t tell
what’ll happen next.” Oracles have not ceased. While drinking St. Chad’s
water you observe an immense copper into which it is poured, wherein it
is heated to due efficacy, and from whence it is drawn by a cock, into
the glasses. You also remark, hanging on the wall, a “tribute of
gratitude” versified, and inscribed on vellum, beneath a pane of glass
stained by the hand of time and let into a black frame: this is an
effusion for value received from St. Chad’s invaluable water. But, above
all, there is a full-sized portrait in oil, of a stout, comely
personage, with a ruddy countenance, in a coat or cloak, supposed
scarlet, a laced cravat falling down the breast, and a small red night
cap carelessly placed on the head, conveying the idea that it was
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